NOW 95: Clean Bandit ft Anne-Marie and Sean Paul – Rockabye

I don’t know when the ‘pileup’ method of pop began to become commonplace, but in many ways it is a trend from the current digital era. Why include one act when you can have three, or even more? I call it ‘orgy pop’, although you may call it Pileup Pop.

Clean Bandit were known for drafting in guest vocalists such as Alex Newell and Jess Glynne, so the next step is to bring in two. Sean Paul and Anne-Marie take roles on the song for single mothers, Rockabye, and Iain Richards and I agreed that this should be the song that represented NOW 95 on the NOW playlist, which chooses one song from each NOW that is musically, lyrically, culturally and personally the ‘best’. Pick your own 100 yourself!!

Arguments for NOW playlist songs could be made for a host of songs from the latter half of 2016. James Arthur had been dropped for not selling records and insulting gay people on social media; nobody, not least Simon Cowell who discovered him, could have predicted a second act featuring the smash hit Say You Won’t Let Go, a four-chord marvel about fidelity. Little Mix launched their fourth album with the brilliant Shout Out to My Ex; the most controversial thing that had happened to them, besides Perrie breaking off her engagement with Zayn Malik, was when in one of their many (many!) interviews Jesy spoke in a Jamaican patois and set users of Twitter abuzz.

Only 12 songs topped the UK charts in 2016, thanks to streaming lending power to the fat end of the tail. Lukas Graham was a five-weeker, Mike Posner was there for four, James Arthur and Little Mix each at the top for three. Rockabye was the 2016 Christmas number one, proving that streaming had killed the Christmas number one as well…or had it?

Aubrey from Canada aka Drizzy aka Champagne Papi aka Drake had the hit of summer 2016 with One Dance, a song people would not stop streaming despite it having very little by way of melody; it was 99% bajon beat, stayed on top of the UK charts for 15 weeks and was a nine-week US number one before being knocked off the top by Sia and her Cheap Thrills (see NOW 94). The year’s longest-running US number one, with 12 weeks (it only managed four in the UK), was the infinitesimally dull Closer by The Chainsmokers featuring Halsey, which banged on about ‘never getting older’ in a song that sounded like Instagram set to music.

Ending Drake’s summer-long hegemony – even the charts made summer of 2016 a bust – Justin Bieber managed his second UK number one of 2016 after Love Yourself with Cold Water, a five-week chart-topper as part of a Major Lazer song where Mo had her second number one. Bieber did not slow down, two-timing on NOW 95 with his sixth big hit inside a year with another guest vocal appearance on DJ Snake’s Let Me Love You.

For those tallying up, the Lewisham and Greenwich NHS Choir started the year at the top, then came Love Yourself, Stitches and Pillowtalk. There had been 25 songs at number one in 2015; as of July 12 2018 there have already been 10 chart-toppers, two coming from Aubrey from Canada. Something had to change, but it would not do so until a ginger bloke from Suffolk forced the hands of those who totted up the charts.

Also returning to a NOW are big stars of recent years. Emeli Sande got married and had a divorce in between albums one and two, and Hurts is the apt comeback song. Calvin Harris returns with My Way, a track with no guest stars and welcoming back his voice to his own music; he had become the richest DJ of them all and need never work again. He’d even hung out a lot with Taylor Swift, who spent 2016 taking a breather after a busy 2015 touring 1989. Lady Gaga, meanwhile, unveiled new album Joanne with Perfect Illusion, which is a neat summation, musically and as a title, of her career.

Like Ed Sheeran, who spent 2016 taking a ‘gap year’ from social media, I have an on-off relationship with sites like Twitter. Like human society, it thrives on gossip and bullying; in 2016, Stephen Fry quit the platform saying it had changed but popped up in July 2018 to praise the England team after their performance at the 2018 World Cup. In 2016 of course, a country with fewer than 400,000 people beat England in the European Championships; I ended the game laughing at our ineptitude. The summer of leaving the EU had got even worse: first Drake mumbling at the top, now Wayne Rooney reduced to park soccer player rather than the best English player of his generation…

The stories of Polish people being told to ‘go back home’ were unsavoury, as were my living arrangements. Why I decided to pay £670 a month to move in with a couple who were unsuited to each other, whose quirks grew tiresome after a while and whom I eventually did anything to avoid speaking to (was I spending time with my evil friend?) is easily explained: £670 a month to live in London is a bargain. I was desperately unhappy, spending days looking for jobs and waiting for work to come in. I even helped lug leaflets around when ‘on trial’ for a day at a shop down the road. I was paid £40 in cash, then not told that I had not been taken on until I chased up; they wanted someone more foreign. Brexit in reverse but I cannot blame them for hiring someone else.

I ended up seeing the same faces day after day in the library I lived next to, palming off suggestions from family to become a journalist or teacher. I was listening to a lot of country music and reading books, but I wasn’t earning much money, which was a problem. By this stage, I was barely speaking to my housemates and felt worse than ever. I had been duped, without real malice, by the guy I wanted to give my all for, though I have huge respect for anyone who can launch a business targeted at fans of Watford FC. In the meantime I had finished my own football book and wanted to promote it but had no energy to; I didn’t want to go out because I’d only spend money I didn’t have, and I didn’t want to stay in because it meant talking to my flatmates or listening to their stupid arguments.

Fortunately I met a lawyer whose name I won’t share. She was brilliant to me and we hung out; it turned out she was spending Christmas a mile away from me, so I met her parents on Christmas Eve (earlier than planned) and she met my family on Christmas Day. We saw in the New Year together in her London flat with her sister and her puppeteer fiancé, then ended the relationship three weeks later when it became untenable. I saw La La Land the day before I turned 29 and vowed that I would stop messing around.

Six weeks later I met another girl, but more on her later.

To music, and Christmas 2016 saw the deaths of Leonard Cohen and George Michael, who had both been on a NOW in some capacity. Donald J Trump won the US Presidential Elections and proceeded to undo eight years of work by the Democrats; what a stupid political system, but at least it gave us great satire in the shape of Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and Saturday Night Live.

Meanwhile my dad had met a 35-year-old French woman and was about to move to New York City himself to live and work, fed up of the bachelor life in Berkshire with his boat, house and Mini. He craved the concrete jungle where dreams are made, where big lights would inspire him and where his girlfriend ran a vegan clothing business. That is, clothing sourced by sustainable means, not clothes for people who didn’t eat animals with a face.

Aside from the six number ones from the latter half of 2016, there are some top pop songs on NOW 95. I have recently got into Zedd in a big way, and Starving (credited to Hailee Steinfeld & Grey ft. Zedd) is a really great pop song that I have recorded as part of the 100 Songs from 100 NOWs series. It sits on Disc 1 alongside tracks by blokes: Olly Murs (You Don’t Know Love), Maroon 5 (Don’t Wanna Know, still doing whatever the record label tells them to), Charlie Puth (Dangerously), JP Cooper (September Song) and Shawn Mendes (Mercy, his best song yet).

Michael Buble returns with I Believe In You, another unabashed pop song (with a key change!) written by a total of nine people. His 2016 album Nobody But Me featured songs written by Brian Wilson (God Only Knows, the finest piece of popular music ever written), Ross Golan and the pairing of Harry Styles (still no solo album…) and Meghan Trainor. Mr Buble cancelled his 2017 tour to be with his son, who was diagnosed with cancer, but wowed the crowds in London in July 2018 with a super set which included Feeling Good, Haven’t Met You Yet, Sway, Crazy Love, Home, Everything and, of course, Cry Me a River, which has suffered death by X Factor.

Representing the ladies are Ellie Goulding (Still Falling For You, rotten), Louisa Johnson with So Good (which was), Zara Larsson (Ain’t My Fault, more Swedish pop) and Dua Lipa with the passable Blow Your Mind (Mwah). I preferred earlier single New Love. Fifth Harmony sung That’s My Girl, a song which provided the soundtrack to Team USA’s 2016 Olympic success.

Two new names which may well be around for some time pop up on NOW 95. Anne-Marie released Alarm, her first single as a lead artist, with the hook ‘there goes the alarm’. Her album would not come out until 2018, an enormous lead-up which copied the Clean Bandit approach: why bother with an album if people want tracks for their own playlists? Heloise Letitier could be one of her generation’s most vital performers; recording as Christine and the Queens, because she fell in with the drag queens in London, the now gender-fluid Christine re-recorded her French songs into English and hit big with Tilted in 2016, which was popular enough to make it onto NOW 95. It’s another song that sounded like nothing else on Radio 1 and was a rare song to leap from the leftfield playlist of 6Music to the Top 40 sounds of the UK’s state-run pop station.

Ariana Grande, whose career may last a while yet, is uncharacteristically crude on Side To Side, a filthy song more befitting the featured artist, Nicki Minaj. Nonetheless, it is another hit for Savan Kotecha and Max Martin, who had passed 60 US top 10 hits by the end of 2016. Craig David sung competently on All We Needed, the 2016 Children In Need single, but he was more comfortable on the Sigala track Ain’t Giving Up. Sigma employ Birdy on Find Me, while Martin Garrix drafts in Bebe Rexha on In the Name of Love.

Sia, meanwhile, made The Greatest, on which Kendrick Lamar appeared, thus gracing a NOW compilation for the first time. Kendrick’s incendiary rapping had made him one of the most epochal performers; his album To Pimp a Butterfly showcased the thoughts of a deep-thinking artist unafraid to be political. Alright remains one of the most important songs of the decade and was taken up by the protest group who had to point out, in a time of supposed racial equality, that Black Lives Matter. Offaiah also represented black lives on NOW 95 with Trouble, with grime not yet taking over the compilations; instead, Charli XCX brought her quirky pop song After the Afterparty to NOW 95, featuring rapper Lil Yachty.

To really irritate DJs, Mo two-times with her own excellent Final Song while M.O, a British girlband whose name is an acronym for Modus Operandi, had the equally fab Who Do You Think Of, their first UK top 20 at the fourth attempt and credited to eight writers including (remember him?) Ferdy Unger-Hamilton. His brother Gus’s band Alt-J had won the 2012 Mercury Prize and had gone onto an impressive career mostly catered to by BBC 6Music.

Iain Richards wanted to argue for Sexual by Neiked featuring Dyo as a playlist pick, a song that was never my favourite because of the falsetto chorus; it was nonetheless nominated for an Ivor Novello Award in 2017 as Best Contemporary Song.

Catalogue comes from two inspiration sources: Mark Morrison inspires The Mack by Nevada, where Mark is credited along with Fetty Wap as the 20-year cycle returns; Bob Marley is evergreen, inspiring a LVNDSCAPE & Boiler remix of Is This Love. Other dance tracks come from Cash Cash & Digital Farm Animals (Millionaire, featuring old NOW staple Nelly), Matoma & Becky Hill (False Alarm, another stunning vocal from Becky), Wilkinson featuring Karen Harding (Sweet Lies) and the awesome Galantis & Hook n Sling with Love on Me, which was always fab that year on Radio 1, brightening up my pathetic existence.

Two One Direction lads appear on NOW 95: Zayn sings on Cruel by Snakehips and Niall Horan closes Disc 2 with an acoustic guitar in his hand and melancholy in his voice. This Town sounds a lot like Ed from Suffolk, who was plotting his return for the start of 2017.

Meanwhile I was sitting waiting for work to come in, hoping like so many other people, many who supported the Democrats or those wishing for Britain to remain in the UK or those who pledged musical allegiance to David Bowie, Prince, Leonard Cohen or George Michael, that 2017 would be better than 2016.

NOW 94: Viola Beach – Boys That Sing

It’s tough to explain what being in a band is like unless you have been in it. Though I know several groups (one of whom has just come onto the coffee shop’s speakers as I edit this piece!), I admit that I am not much of a team player, for reasons of nature and nurture, though that will change as I write more songs with other people (hit me up @jonnybrick if you write too!).

I admire anyone who is part of a group of people pursuing a common cause, be it in a school, hospital or business. In rock music, transferring energy through melody and lyric is a magnetic feeling and many are still attracted to it, although not as many as the time before Snapchat and Youtube. Some do it because they fancy travelling, playing music on every continent; others are content to make it a hobby, something to pass empty evenings and weekends, playing covers and adding joy to local folk.

Viola Beach were kids who, like so many others in 2016, were going around Europe playing gigs. One winter day they were in Sweden and fell to their deaths. Their final gig was on February 12 2016; the website Setlist.fm lists nine songs which they played including Boys That Sing, the single; the previous month they had played Radio X, the station for blokes in London, and played both KOKO, the massive venue in Camden Town and Nambucca, which had been a haunt for countless indie bands and acts including Frank Turner. Frank who writes about the Nambucca spirit in his memoir, which is a primer in how to become an independently minded rock musician. Viola Beach were well on the way and it remains a travesty that they died before they could get there, though their debut album was a posthumous number one when it was released.

When they headlined Glastonbury in 2016, Chris Martin told the crowd of thousands that they were substituting their cover of “Heroes” by David Bowie. His voice cracking, he tells the story of Viola Beach, ‘a band that just got signed and were on their first tour of the world’. Reminded of how they got their start before they became Coldplay, the band decided to ‘let them headline Glastonbury for a song’. Coldplay performed Boys That Sing as a virtual duet, with the band’s parts doubled and the music video played onscreen before Chris Martin took the second verse. It was a tremendous gesture which must have given solace to the band’s families. Chris Martin, who became ‘too successful’ in about 2004, will step into Bono’s shoes whenever U2’s frontman can rock no more. U2 are the archetype, Coldplay the second coming. The band’s Up&Up (with no space!) closes Disc 1 of NOW 94 in tribute to their headline set and is placed immediately after Boys That Sing.

The sound Viola Beach made was similar to the likes of Bombay Bicycle Club, Two Door Cinema Club and Foals: jerky guitar-led pop with a strong sense of melody and arms-round-shoulders choruses. Guitar music was still a soundtrack for youngsters, but they were more likely to have their generation’s version of the guitar: the smartphone with websites like Youtube (for videos), Spotify (for music) and Instagram (for photos). The world was in their pockets so why did they need to go to a club, shopping mall or cinema to meet people when they could continue their Snapchat streaks, browse ASOS (As Seen On Screen) or fire up Netflix?

Truly this was a different age to the one I grew up in, with MSN Messenger, slow broadband speeds and John Peel on the radio. Now everyone was John Peel, investigating the music of today and yesterday. Record labels had less money with which to develop talent, while the end of 2016 saw a trend for people whose popularity had come via Youtube release items full of words on paper. Authors tore their hair out: so all I have to do, they thought, is blether on about make-up, do silly challenges, prank my friends and confess my deepest secrets and only then can I get a book deal?

As you can tell, at 30 I have figured out much about the world (I have so much more to discover and I’ll never learn it all!!) but I do know that a hit is a hit when it has insistent hooks, some form of backbeat and, sometimes, a good salesman selling the heck out of it.

NOW 94, celebrating the music of summer 2016, contains another host of faces ‘selling’ their product, devised in writers’ rooms or production studios, which will be played on the car radio, in people’s earbuds or in a live space. Some of these faces wanted you to have a good time, not least Max Martin, whose 22nd number one was sung by a chap who sung some of his second. The marketing campaign for the movie Trolls centred around the early release of the movie’s theme, Can’t Stop the Feeling, sung by Justin Timberlake. It contained a brilliant bridge, a sweet chorus, some falsetto vocals and, on the line ‘got this feeling in my body’, Hook B in the final half-minute.

Taylor Swift wrote This Is What You Came For under a Swedish-sounding pseudonym and those are her vocals poking out of Calvin Harris’s number one hit, featuring Rihanna. Her song Bad Blood (not on a NOW) topped the charts in 2016 and 1989 would go on to win the Album of the Year GRAMMY at the start of 2016, as planned. (Adele famously beat Beyonce in 2017, with both of them too big for a NOW.)

Rihanna, meanwhile, passed on Cheap Thrills, a song about not ‘needing dollar bills to have fun’ written by Sia. The Australian singer put out a whole album of rejected songs, This Is Acting, and had an enormous hit with Cheap Thrills, a duet with Sean Paul, who by that stage had had 21 UK top 40 hits, which he seems to have done by stealth. Hair, on which he sang with Little Mix, was number 22 and sounds like a quirky album track elevated to the status of ‘fourth single on an album’, which it was.

We should have sent Sean Paul out to fight for the campaign for Britain to remain in the EU. Eventually, and with much controversy and absenteeism from young people, it was decided by popular vote that Britain should leave the EU. I don’t know if that brought back my evil friend, but it certainly didn’t help my mood. I remember uttering the four-letter word Hugh Grant utters several times at the start of Four Weddings and a Funeral when discovering the news, and summer 2016 was dominated by the Brexit shenanigans. And, of course, the death of Prince in April at 57 years of age. He will go down as pop music’s greatest, most demanding entertainer, excelling even James Brown.

The music on NOW 94 helped those in mourning of Prince (never on a NOW as a lead act but sampled on occasion) and mollify people who voted to remain and who had to accept the consequences of the stupid referendum that divided a nation. Years & Years included Tove Lo on the brilliant Desire; Clean Bandit had another hit with Tears, featuring X Factor winner Louisa Johnson who, as of July 2018, is no longer signed to Simon Cowell’s label; The Chainsmokers had another hit, featuring the vocals of Daya, with Don’t Let Me Down, which was annoying but not even their most annoying song of the year.

The old dance trio who each had one name are back together on NOW 94. Sigma and Kygo respectively enlist Take That on the euphoric (all their tracks are euphoric!) Cry and Irish rock band Kodaline on Raging. Sigala two-time with tunes that call on two musical heroes: Say You Do enlists Imani Williams and DJ Fresh on a song with a tropical feel which interpolates the hook of the Mariah Carey song Always Be My Baby, giving Say You Do a total of ten writers; Give Me Your Love is a terrifyingly good song featuring both John Newman and Nile Rodgers.

Dance bangers from the middle of 2016 included Sex by Cheat Codes, on which Kris Kross Amsterdam wanted to talk about sex, quoting Salt N Pepa’s famous song. Dua Lipa, meanwhile (and I will get to her at length eventually), was Hotter than Hell and Selena Gomez sang Kill Em With Kindness, a t-shirt slogan of a song. Tinie Tempah had Wizkid for company on Mamacita.

Jonas Blue return with an original composition, Perfect Strangers, with JP Cooper, who gained plaudits when I spoke to Lauren Housley in June 2018; they had both been on the same circuit in their early days. Having signed to a major label, this was their way of ‘testing’ JP Cooper in the market. Meghan Trainor, who had been launched so well in 2014, had a big hit with No, which I didn’t like at the time but have come round to; LA Reid, her boss, sent Meghan her album back and told her to write a hit, meaning that No is a hit inspired by the word ‘no’!

I took to another hit song much more quickly: I remember being in the car (it was a hire car because I’d sold mine in 2015) listening to Radio 1 and This Girl came on. Credited to Kungs vs Cookin’ on 3 Burners (WITH NO G!!), I immediately thought that this would be a UK number one. I was right, but then any idiot with ears could have said the same thing.

As someone who worked from home, I smiled at the Fifth Harmony (featuring Ty Dolla $ign) song Work From Home, with its idiotic ‘work, work, work’ hook. As someone who likes cake and the ocean, I went wild for the funky Cake by the Ocean by DNCE, the band formed by Joe Jonas; his brother Nick had also enlisted Tove Lo on his song Close. Equally bouncy was Good Grief, the return single from Bastille, and We Don’t Talk Anymore, by Charlie Puth featuring Selena Gomez, which I recorded as part of the 100 Songs from 100 NOWs series.

Max Martin has yet another hat-trick with two familiar faces. Just Like Fire by Pink was from the Tim Burton movie Alice Through the Looking Glass, while Dangerous Woman and Into You are both songs by Ariana Grande. It’s hard being a popstar, as evidenced by the penpic of Ariana who ‘released her second fragrance, launched her debut makeup collection…and launched her debut fashion line’ as well as put out her third album. She is now engaged to be married to comedian Pete Davidson; will she choose a Max Martin song for her first dance?

It’s a good NOW for fans of photogenic gentlemen: Shawn Mendes is on with Treat You Better, while the fourth single from Justin Bieber’s album Purpose is Company. The act who ought to have won The X Factor in 2015, the ever-smiling Reggie ‘n’ Bollie, had their first single New Girl hit the charts. Calum Scott won hearts on the 2015 version of Britain’s Got Talent – a more reliable ratings winner for Cowell than The X Factor which in 2016 was limping towards its 13th series – and put out what Peter Robinson of Popjustice calls a ‘sad lad’ cover of NOW playlist entrant Dancing On My Own by Max Martin’s mate Robyn.

Good news too for fans of will.je.suis, who has writing help from Charli XCX and drafts in Pia Mia to sing Boys & Girls, which samples a Kylie Minogue track and sees will.je.suis move with the times and use a less subtle beat on one of his best songs in years. If you are wondering if David Guetta is on NOW 94, he is: Zara Larsson pops up on This One’s For You, which sees Guetta chasing the tropical house trend and, though the song is fine, his Imperial Phase is over.

The teenager Desiigner bought a beat, rapped over it on Panda and obtained the patronage of Kanye West, who included a full minute of the track on his latest artistic statement, The Life of Pablo, launched at a fashion show. His Imperial Phase was over, reduced to being mentioned in the penpics; I miss the old Kanye, to quote the egomaniacal rapper.

Even Craig David was more popular on NOW compilations than Kanye: Craig two-times with a solo song One More Time (which threw back to his heyday with The Artful Dodger, a sound Disclosure had brought back into the charts) and a duet with Blonde on Nothing Like This. He spent most of summer mixing his DJ sets with touring his UK number one album Following My Intuition.

More fun was Don’t Mind by Kent Jones, a song with a chorus that included the word ‘hello’ in French, Japanese, Spanish and Haitian creole (Sak pase? N’ap boule means ‘What’s up? All good!’) that leapt out of the radio. Less fun was the moaning I Hate U, I Love U by rapper Gnash featuring Olivia O’Brien on the chorus; I prefer the ode Odi et Amo by (my main man) Catullus, which says the same thing. I could certainly empathise with Galantis, whose massed choir sang that they had No Money.

2016 also saw a businessman from New York take the Republican nomination for the US President. I was glued to three or four US talkshows, cycling through the videos uploaded onto Youtube before I settled down to work. I had started a new job that I don’t particularly want to talk about – the guy who took me on didn’t particularly want me to talk about it, or even give me any work to make the job worthwhile – but it led to me driving up to Sunderland the day I launched my book to the world.

At some point (okay I’ll talk about it), I had 200 books in Watford, 56 books in Wimbledon and no paid work for weeks. I was more angry that I hadn’t had as much work as I thought, since I had told the eBook business to take their books and shove them, and I was paying £1050 a month for the flat, which I moved out of because they raised it to £1100 without due cause. I’ll tell you more about my next place of residence in the next essay.

The point I was going to make was that Donald Trump appeared on Saturday Night Live and danced to Hotline Bling by Drake, which is on NOW 94. More on Mr Trump and Aubrey from Canada, amusingly lumped together, in the next essay; what a shame Viola Beach could not write songs about Donald J Trump.

NOW 93: The 1975 – The Sound

NOW 93 was released in spring 2016. It contains only 44 songs, two fewer than NOW 92. Straight outta Christiania, a commune in Denmark, Lukas Graham’s chubby face toured the world with 7 Years, which was successful enough to make track 1 of Disc 1 of NOW 93 and was a favourite of kids aged seven and of their parents, who heard the melancholy in the song. I dock it points for containing my least favourite motif: ‘Mama told me…’ I will never write a ‘mummy/daddy/grandma told me’ song, but I will write songs that look back on being a child, which was a simpler, happier time.

Justin Bieber has two number ones on the compilation: Sorry, written with Julia Michaels, and Love Yourself, written with Ed Sheeran and more or less a duet because Ed’s vocals are still on the track. Love Yourself (originally F— Yourself) replaced Sorry at the top of the US Hot 100, which had brought Adele’s dominance to an end. Work, by Rihanna featuring Aubrey from Canada, started a nine-week run of its own just as I launched a Popular Song podcast from Blastocyst.org.uk. I never liked Work (where was the melody?!) but it had the right amount of Drake on it and he can sing. In a contest between the Biebs and Drake, I pick Max Martin’s latest hit.

Biebs gave his blessing to A Bridge Over You – a version of Paul Simon’s contemporary hymn Bridge Over Troubled Water – upon learning that staff from Lewisham and Greenwich hospitals had come together to save the status of two South London hospitals which were scheduled, but for their intervention, to be amalgamated, causing headaches for regular users. The song was the 2015 Christmas number one.

David Bowie, who could probably afford private treatment, appears on NOW 93 for wretched reasons, but the song “Heroes” remains one of his most durable songs and probably the most popular ever to be on a NOW. It had soundtracked the entrance of British athletes at the London 2012 Olympics and was produced by Brian Eno, who saved David’s career when drugs threatened to kill him in his late twenties back in the post-Ziggy days of 1977. Cancer struck David Bowie down at 69, following the release of an album whose cover was a black star. History will declare Bowie as someone who followed his muse; like Kate Bush or Bjork, he was a visual artist also working in sound whose work travelled around the world. His son Duncan Jones has gone into the movie business and has to answer questions about his late father in every interview; such are the perils of being descended from a popstar. My dad was in the suit business, so I am fine in that regard!

In January 2016 I had broken up with Amanda, who returned to the USA. I was working on A Modern Guide to Modern Football, my big book on Watford FC and football as a whole. I also combined forces with two even bigger Watford fans on a podcast venture which has kept me sane over the last two years. The Ronny & Ramage podcast began in February 2016. I had bumped into Paul ‘Bodie’ Tucker at an event in 2015 and in early 2016 he revealed he wanted to present a podcast about Watford FC and football with his brother Gary. I said we should do one at once and we are still going, with a loyal online audience who appreciate an independent view on their beloved Watford, who survived the first season back in the top division in 2015/6 and even played an FA Cup Semi-Final at Wembley Stadium (four visits, only one win). Send us a message on Twitter @Ronnyandramage and catch up with two years’ worth of pods at soundcloud.com/ronnyandramage.

Also back in the top division (of pop) was Craig David. (You will miss these segues…Only eight essays left.) At the time he was actually resident of a hotel at Heathrow because he whizzed around the world DJing. In 2016 the time was right to return to the charts with songs like When the Bassline Drops, which also introduced Big Narstie to many people. Since 2016, the chubby rapper has become a light-entertainment star with his own Channel 4 show which also promoted his album. The first guest on the show was Ed from Suffolk, who is godfather to Big Narstie’s daughter.

Returning acts on NOW 93 include Jess Glynne (Take Me Home), Charlie Puth (One Call Away), James Bay (If You Ever Want To Be in Love), Ellie Goulding (Army), Shawn Mendes (solo this time, with Stitches), Major Lazer (the bouncy Light It Up, featuring Nyla and Fuse ODG) and Olly Murs, with Stevie Knows. Fun fact: when I was a contestant on Popmaster on BBC Radio 2 in February 2018, I did not know he sang the song which was on the Radio 2 Playlist at the time. I still got my ‘One Year Out’ T-shirt.

Olly was now six years into a career which shows no signs of slowing down. I have written at length about archetypes and called Robbie Williams a sort of Ringo Starr figure; Olly Murs is one step removed from that, a version of a version of an archetype. Jason Derulo is one of many singer to plunder the toybox of Michael Jackson but sing and dance brilliantly; he appears on his own Get Ugly (with a ‘diddly’-tastic post-chorus) and as a guest on Secret Love Song by Little Mix. The Weeknd, one of many self-absorbed popstars in the pre-‘woke’ era, is also a version of a version, half-drawling and half-singing his way through The Hills, a song I admired rather than loved.

Rapper G-Eazy gets Bebe Rexha to sing a fantastic hook on Me, Myself and I, which is a song that encapsulates the three obsessions of young people at the time before political activism became a trend when some Republican got into the White House and Britain’s old people outvoted the young people in a big debate on the island’s future, to put it insanely reductively. Pop is ‘small-p’ political, rather than about Politics, but the trend will continue in the next decade as people try to shape the world they live in and hector dissenters about what they ought to think. It’s rather Orwellian…

The one-word dance acts Sigma (Coming Home, with Rita Ora), Sigala (the brilliant Sweet Lovin, WITH NO G and vocals by Bryn Christopher) and Kygo (Stay, featuring Maty Noyes) are all present on NOW 93, as are The Chainsmokers, who have stopped taking a #SELFIE and team up with ROZES on a song called Roses. Robin Schulz was also all over Radio 1 with Sugar, featuring the vocals of Francesco Yates, while AlunaGeorge draft in Popcaan on I’m In Control. Silento tries to prolong his 15 minutes of fame – now 15 seconds in the era of Youtube – by singing on the Dawin song Dessert.

Zayn Malik, as Zayn, suffers so badly from stage fright that he is often unable to perform. He is a super vocalist, as shown on his debut single Pillowtalk, which was the first debut single by a British artist to enter the Billboard Hot 100 at number one. His old friends put out the last single with History, a fun acoustic song that has a great chorus; One Direction would go on hiatus, without officially splitting up, in summer 2016.

Showing no signs of stopping are Coldplay, whose A Head Full of Dreams album included Hymn for the Weekend. The song continues Beyonce’s run of guest appearances as she blethers on about being ‘drunk and high’ (not with a young baby she won’t be, but I think it’s a metaphor). The song is produced by both Stargate and Avicii; it didn’t fail. Avicii is namechecked on In Ibiza (as per the radio edit of the song I Took a Pill in Ibiza), which brings Mike Posner back into the hit parade on a bittersweet song which is actually about the perils of club culture.

Perhaps Mike knew that excess would kill Avicii, and that life was better in writers room than on big stages. I wonder if he can buy a house thanks to the billion (1,000,000,000) streams of the song (fun fact: he can’t, because of punitive royalty rates!). He tweeted that a ‘new album is on the way’ back in March 2018.

The Sound of 2016 longlisted Dua Lipa, J Hus and Mabel (more on all of them shortly) but it was Jack Garratt, a bedroom musician from Hertfordshire, who topped the list. I loved his song The Love You’re Given and millions more went wild for his sounds, such as Worry, which mixed beats and sweet vocals and is on NOW 93. Second was Alessia Cara, whose song Here is also there, blethering over the familiar loop from Isaac Hayes which was also sampled by Portishead on Glory Box. The lyric, following Lorde and others, took a jaded view at teen parties; was this a marketing angle or a universal truth?

Other catalogue on NOW 93 included more songs that put dance beats under old sets of lyrics: Jonas Blue did it with Fast Car, with the vocals of Dakota, and 99 Souls took The Boy is Mine by Brandy & Monica, took out Monica and replaced them with Destiny’s Child. The result, The Girl Is Mine, was a club banger. Alan Walker was another Scandinavian bloke with a laptop; I never liked his song Faded but millions more did.

I liked two songs on the compilation more than the rest. Both can be classed as rock but are actually just pop with guitars. Elle King is the daughter of actor Rob ‘You can DO IT!’ Schneider (I have just discovered the line is from the movie The Water Boy!) and I loved her Ex’s & Oh’s, another song I first heard on America’s Greatest Hits before it swept across to the UK, where Elle found her ‘better lover’. Her album Love Stuff was great and she is still working on the follow-up.

The 1975 have readied albums three and four, following the international success of (breath) I Like It When You Sleep, For You Are So Beautiful Yet So Unaware Of It. My ears were working when I messaged Mike Crossey, the producer of The Sound, the album’s second single, telling him it was Song of the Year. It remains a bouncy, frantic song which mentions the word ‘epicurean’. It peaked at 15 in the UK, which makes me want to borrow Mark Radcliffe’s words about it being impossible that there were 14 better songs that week. The public had failed to make a great song a ‘hit’ but then what was a hit if people weren’t buying music? I will try to answer this question in a later essay.

Another rock number one first heard on Paul Gambaccini’s show was by twentyone pilots, from Columbus, Ohio. It was so rare to see a song written by one person and Tyler Joseph wrote every note of Stressed Out, one of the big singles from blurryface, himself. Mike Elizondo has the great feat of producing both this song and many of Eminem’s finest, such as The Real Slim Shady; he can also walk unmolested down a street, something Tyler may not be able to do after a few years touring the world. In July 2018 he and twentyonepilots announced new music. Trench will emerge in October 2018.

Two-timing on NOW 93 with her own Lush Life and singing the hook on Girls Like by Tinie Tempah is super Swede Zara Larsson. I love Lush Life, one of my songs of 2016, because it bounced into life and had several hooks. Another dance-pop song that did so well that it won an Ivor Novello Award was All My Friends by Snakehips; the song featured young singer Tinashe and an independent rapper from Chicago named Chancellor aka Chance the Rapper. Chance released free mixtapes early in his career, donates large sums of money to social projects and refuses all major-label advances. I would say he is an archetype and I will follow his career with interest.

In case you are wondering if David Guetta wrote anything on NOW 93, he did: Bang My Head features both Sia and Fetty Wap, two acts I don’t believe would have met were it not for David Guetta. In case you are wondering if Max Martin wrote anything on NOW 93, he did: Selena Gomez wrote Hands To Myself with Justin Tranter and Julia Michaels, a song that gets better with age.

In case you are wondering if any stars of the 2014 X Factor have anything on NOW 93, they do: Fleur East sings Sax, which is 100% Uptown Funk. The 2015 Contest was won by Louisa Johnson, which I momentarily forgot.

NOW 92: The Weeknd – Can’t Feel My Face

The credits listing the writers of the songs on NOW 92 are not printed in the booklet, breaking a tradition that stretched back to 1983, even if they had been printed in a tiny font for several editions. Instead there was adverts for Now That’s What I Call Sing and for four NOW compilations (Christmas, Party Anthems, Disney AGAIN and 80s AGAIN). There was also a contest to win a 40-inch-screen TV, which obviously seemed more valuable to promote in the booklet than give props to the writers of some of 2015’s most brilliant pop songs. The link that sends a listener to the credits is now broken. The penpics, happily, remained to give a short summary of who sang which song.

Even an alien can tell that Max Martin’s fingerprints are all over some of the tracks on NOW 92, released in time for Christmas 2015. You will know if you have read these essays at length that Max Martin is the Lionel Messi of popular music. He has had 22 US number one hits, 18 sung by female voices. The four sung by blokes are It’s Gonna Be Me (*NSYNC), One More Night (Maroon 5) and his most recent pair, Can’t Stop the Feeling (Justin Timberlake) and Can’t Feel My Face by Abel Tesfaye aka The Weeknd.

Formerly a purveyor of slow ballads, The Weeknd had his first commercial splash with Earned It, from the Fifty Shades of Grey movie (never on a NOW). Can’t Feel My Face was an addiction song that was heavily rotated on the radio as I kept editing books and realised my relationship was dead.

The song begins with the vocal at the top of the mix, with just atmospheric synths behind it; the chorus comes in with just the drum shuffle and hooky bassline, the vocal double tracked before the drums cut out for a bar of a cappella delivery and the verse then repeated with a lyrical variation over the drums. Then the synths return for the recap of the bridge (‘she told me don’t worry…’) before the chorus. The Max Martin-patented Hook B appears during the third chorus immediately after the second, giving the chorus lyric a new melody, which is followed by four bars of vocalisation and synths, then comes the bridge, with a few extra beats tacked on, and the chorus a couple of times. It ends with a ‘hey’ and then the listener, addicted, puts the song on again. Max has another number one hit and all is right with the world of pop.

The Weeknd begins a successful few years as one of the dominant voices of pop, but Max Martin would only add one more US number one to his tally. Shaad D’Souze wrote a piece on Vice magazine’s Noisey music service asking whether Max had lost his touch, since no song of his topped the charts in 2017. Yet he had music on hit albums by his three main collaborators: Pink, Katy Perry and Taylor Swift. Composer Owen Pallett likened Max’s melodies to those of ‘an architect’s pencil’.

As the author of the piece notes, some of 2017’s biggest hits were ‘all lyrics’ like Bodak Yellow by Cardi B. When Max tries this, as he does with Taylor Swift, it is ‘a facsimile of icy, unemotional trap’. In an era of streaming, lyrics are more vital than ever, even more than a hooky melody. In the melodic era, before streaming, Max was Messi; in the new era, the likes of Drake are the new breed. The conclusion is that Max is out of vogue but ‘trends in pop are cyclical’ and there is every chance Max can have his third golden era.

Aside from Can’t Feel My Face, Max and his mate Savan Kotecha make three other appearances on NOW 92. They co-write the perky On My Mind by Ellie Goulding, the gorgeous Cool For the Summer by Demi Lovato and the beyond funky Focus by Ariana Grande, which borrows from her song Problem and features Jamie Foxx yelling ‘focus on me’ in the chorus; all three artists get co-writing credits on their hits, as Abel Tesfaye did on his. This was another summer where Max Martin’s sound dominated Top 40 radio (as it is called in the US) or Radio 1.

Taio Cruz is one of seven writers on Kiss Me by Olly Murs, which takes the vibe of Can’t Feel My Face, removes the references to addiction and asks a girl to ‘kiss me like you mean it’. Dr Luke is one of five writers on the execrable Locked Away by Rock City, recording as R City, a song on which Adam Levine lowers himself to featured vocalist. Ross Golan is one of four writers of Wake Up by The Vamps, while it took seven people including Julia Michaels and ‘Sir’ Nolan Lambroza to create the sultry Good For You for (and with) Selena Gomez, which featured popular rapper A$AP Rocky. Being 27, I had no idea who A$AP Rocky was.

I knew of Fetty Wap when I heard the awful Trap Queen (a song about drugs that was driven by a trap beat), while I knew of Silento after hearing the even worse Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae), another song that was more dance routine than pop song. I preferred Glitterball (Sigma featuring Ella Henderson) and WSTRN (In2), while Ed Sheeran two-timed on Rudimental’s great Lay It All On Me as well as his own Photograph, complete with a lyric about ‘ripped jeans’.

Little Mix (Love Me Like You, another Camille Purcell tune) and One Direction (UK number one Drag Me Down, their worst single) also appear on NOW 92 representing Cowellpop, as do 5 Seconds of Summer with the pop-punk She’s Kinda Hot, written by the Madden brothers from Good Charlotte. Charlie Puth has a hit under his own name with Meghan Trainor popping up on the second verse of Marvin Gaye on which he quotes four Marvin songs including Got To Give It Up, the song which was proven to have inspired Blurred Lines enough to give Marvin’s estate a lot of money.

Straight covers of catalogue come from Grace, featuring rapper G-Easy, on an interpretation of You Don’t Own Me (a hit in the 1960s for Lesley Gore) and from Aurora, the latest beneficiary of a sync on a John Lewis Christmas advert. This time, Noel Gallagher’s song Half The World Away, an Oasis B-Side which was the theme to the TV show The Royle Family, was chosen to get tills ringing over Christmas 2015.

Fully five songs take an old piece of catalogue and twist it into new shapes: Sigala take ABC by The Jackson Five and turn it into a number one hit called Easy Love; Philip George and Anton Powers take Be Alone No More by Another Level, put a dance beat underneath it and title it Alone No More; Joe Stone borrows This Is How We Do It, puts a dance beat underneath it and title it The Party; Diplo and Sleepy Tom take Don’t Walk Away by Jade, put a dance beat underneath it and title it Be Right There, while Felix Jaehn enlisted Jasmine Thompson on a dance-pop cover of Ain’t Nobody (Loves Me Better) by Rufus & Chaka Khan, a song which has recently been ruined by an advert for a travel agent. Chunky by Format B samples Function at the Junction by Shorty Long and sounds great in a room playing house music at a club.

The man whose music dominated NOW 81 to 90, as Max Martin has dominated two ‘decades’ of NOWs, was also all over the radio again. Calvin Harris enlisted Disciples on How Deep Is Your Love, where Calvin himself pops up warbling through a vocoder. The song is followed by Runnin’ (Lose It All) – WITH NO G! – by Naughty Boy. The female vocalist on the track is Beyonce, back on a NOW again and now a mother to Blue Ivy. Arrow Benjamin’s contributions are as essential to the track (he sings verse two) as the former Destiny’s Child member; the inlay booklet alerts purchasers of NOW 92 to the fact that Shahid aka Naughty Boy won Deal Or No Deal, which was still a fixture on Channel 4 in 2015 but had outstayed its welcome.

While X Factor 2014 winner Ben Haenow was duetting with Kelly Clarkson on Second Hand Heart (which sounds like a Simon Cowell version of pop in 2015, complete with tropical house beats, atmospheric vocals and on-the-beat drums), Stormzy was building a name for himself with songs like Know Me From while Skepta was preparing his album Konnichiwa, which would win the 2016 Mercury Prize for Album of the Year. The real anthem of 2015 was his song Shutdown, which is nowhere near NOW 92. Skepta’s brother Jamie, recording as JME, teamed up with Youtube video gamer KSI, from Watford, on Keep Up, co-written by rapper Sway and JME. Naughty Boy is not the only Watford-based act on the compilation. Where was Elton John to complete the hat-trick?!

It may seem innocent but this grime sound, pioneered by Stormzy and Skepta, was the true sound of British music. All it needed was a pretty face; Skepta was from the ‘ends’ of Tottenham and had an air of menace, and that is without going into the problems posed by large gatherings of black youths to listen to grime, which (to be facile about it) was very tough to do because of the gangs who were all into the same music. A new book on the grime scene, Inner City Pressure by writer Dan Hancox, is out now.

Pianist-chanteur Benjamin Clementine won the 2015 prize, beating Ghostpoet, Aphex Twin, Slaves, C Duncan, Eska, Roison Murphy (formerly of Moloko), Gaz Coombes (formerly of Supergrass), Jamie xx, SOAK, Wolf Alice and Florence + The Machine. An act could remain independent and have a successful career, supported by the likes of BBC 6Music and labels like XL, Domino, 4AD and Song by Toad records, the label run out of Edinburgh by my friend Matthew Young who celebrates ten years of pratting about with a run of gigs in 2018. None of his acts have ever been on a NOW…yet.

Massive tunes that powered me through the working day as I listened to Radio 1 included Here For You (more of the same from Kygo, with added Ella Henderson on vocals), Turn the Music Louder (Rumble) by KDA featuring Tinie Tempah & Katy B, Peanut Butter Jelly by Galantis, Talk To Me by Nick Brewer ft. Bibi Bourelly (which had shades of Craig David) and Intoxicated by Martin Solveig & GTA, perfect ‘Chris Stark music’ for bouncing about to in a club while being intoxicated.

The most outstanding tune of the era was Never Forget You which paired the production of MNEK and a new vocalist from Sweden named Zara Larsson. More on her shortly. Wretch 32’s song Alright With Me featured PRGRSHN and, despite being written by Emeli Sande, featured a hook sung by Anne-Marie. More on her shortly. Pia Mia was another young vocalist, reminding me of Lumidee with her hardly there voice on Do It Again featuring Tyga and some chap who once hit Rihanna. No more on Chris Brown shortly.

Plenty will follow on Justin Bieber, who turned 21 in 2015 and announced himself to an adult audience with three number ones from his album Purpose. I was clamouring for Justin to make some music befitting of his undoubted talent; he is an amazing drummer and co-wrote every track on Purpose. What Do You Mean became his first UK number one, topping the charts on three occasions for a total of five weeks. Easy Love by Sigala first deposed then was deposed by it. The same fate befell Sam Smith with his Bond theme.

Bond themes come around every three years or so; the next one is due in 2019, and I would favour a female voice, perhaps Shirley Bassey once more. After interesting themes by Madonna, Chris Cornell and, strangely, a collaboration between Jack White and Alicia Keys, Bond went for a ballad with the excellent Skyfall by Adele (not in any NOW in 2012 or 2013). Radiohead submitted their Bond theme for Spectre, which was rejected, and was given away for free as a download at the end of 2015. Sam Smith sang the theme proper, using the familiar chords and warbling on about risking it all; his falsetto was gorgeous but I never liked Writing’s On The Wall. Sam two-times with Omen, reunited with Disclosure who also had a good 2015 but not quite ‘Bond theme and squillion-selling album’ good.

Among the other 46 songs packed into NOW 92 are ballads from Years & Years (Eyes Shut), Birdy (Wings, very tender) and Jamie Lawson, who rose from absolutely nowhere as an Ed from Suffolk-approved artist to have a number one with his open mic smash Wasn’t Expecting That, a proper song with a twist at the end that captured hearts. Like Foy Vance’s album, Jamie’s music came out on Gingerbread Man, a label run by his former open mic circuit chum.

Another self-empowerment ballad made it all the way to number one in the US: Fight Song by Rachel Platten compared a girl to ‘a small boat on the ocean sending big waves into motion’. Along with Roar by Katy Perry, it is perfect for a montage of women playing sport, coding computers or being terrific.

Another terrific woman reintroduced herself in late 2015 with one word: hello. Adele from Tottenham returned with her third album 25, which was the biggest selling album in both 2015 and 2016. She was not on a NOW but everyone owned the album anyway. Adele, like Bruce Springsteen and Madonna, was too big for a NOW.

NOW 91: Little Mix – Black Magic

The inlay booklet to NOW 91, a collection of songs that were huge in the post-Uptown Funk world of summer 2015, contains a double-page computer-generated picture of a series of water slides. Music has always had a social function, be it to soundtrack chattering networkers in a salon in Georgian England, get people through picking cotton in the Deep South or have something to nod along to while taking drugs in the rock era. In 2015, pop music was like a sunhat; you put it on and went outside to play.

There are several big sunhats, or tunes, from summer 2015 here. I recall that Kanye West headlined Glastonbury with his massive ego, England’s Ladies football team lost in the last minute of their World Cup Semi-Final to Japan and I celebrated Watford’s promotion to the Premier League. Otherwise I spent it watching Netflix with Amanda in our four-room flat in South Wimbledon. She wrote chapters of her book and earned no money, I read chapters of books and earned money. It was stressful to deal with a lettings agent rather than a landlord, and I vowed never to rent a property through a lying, deceitful agent who assured me the landlord was in the country and didn’t alert me that workmen would be present for a year building an extension to the law firm we lived above. (I could have chosen to live somewhere else, so on my head be it.) The head of this agency, which was named after a famous South-West London postcode, once accidentally sent me a lewd picture and has been fined for trying to trash another agent’s reputation. All I wanted was a place to live; instead I barely existed and, without warning, my old friend moved back in to stop me enjoying life. There was only room for two in the flat; three was a crowd.

As I continued to write my football book, I listened to lots of music, especially the Radio 1 playlist, which in summer 2015 included tracks written by James Bay (Let It Go), Hozier (Someone New) and J Kash. The funniest pop song of summer 2015 was by LunchMoney Lewis with Bills, co-written by Ross Golan’s great friend Jacob ‘J Kash’ Kasher. The poor chap is hungry but has to ‘work, work, work every day’ to pay all his bills and ‘make sure everybody eats’. The chorus is driven by an infectious piano hook while LunchMoney sold the song and made it his own. I’d put him through to Boot Camp.

J Kash also helped Carly Rae Jepsen follow up Call Me Maybe. He is partly responsible for the electrifying I Really Like You, beloved by my friend Iain Richards. I tasked Iain to help me pick the final ten playlist songs for the NOW playlist. At this point I will thank Fraser McAlpine, Chris Imlach, Polly Holton and Adeel Amini, as well as Iain, for giving up their time to help me in my silly project. You can hear our discussions at soundcloud.com/jonny_brick.

Our playlist choice was from Little Mix, the girlband of the era, stepping into the vacuum created by the departures of Girls Aloud and The Saturdays. Black Magic was the first single from their third album Get Weird; a three-week UK number one, it is 99% Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (I’m not complaining). It is a superb confection written by four writers including Camille Purcell and Ed Drewett, who were essentially staff songwriters for whomever Simon Cowell wanted to make money off. Aston Merrygold from JLS had gone it alone, but Get Stupid is just that.

Iain was only 17 when these songs emerged in summer 2015 but he was a huge pop fan. He also advocated See You Again by Wiz Khalifa, with a hook written and sung by the young music college graduate Charlie Puth. I noted Ross Golan’s successes in the last essay and Ross had Charlie on a great episode of his And The Writer Is… podcast; Charlie sent the song’s demo off to the record label thinking someone like Justin Bieber would record over his part. In the end, they kept it in and See You Again, a song from the seventh Fast & The Furious movie which was released after the death of its star Paul Walker, took over the world after Uptown Funk. It stayed at the top of the US Hot 100 for six weeks before being displaced for a week by Taylor Swift and Kendrick Lamar – thanks to the release of the video of Bad Blood, featuring Taylor’s ‘squad’ of women – then reigning at the top for six more weeks. Thus it topped the charts for 12 weeks and became the American version of the Robbie Williams song Angels.

Then came six weeks (interrupted by Max Martin and his friend Abel Tesfaye, more on whom next time) of Cheerleader, remixed by Felix Jaehn and sung brilliantly by Jamaican singer OMI. The song had been number one in the UK in May and June, and eventually toppled Wiz and Charlie in late July. Was reggae back?!

Max Martin wrote Love Me Like You Do by Ellie Goulding, from the movie Fifty Shades of Grey, and Tove Lo two-times having also written that song and Talking Body, her own hit and another Popjustice pop classic that deserved to be even bigger than it was. It was produced by Shellback, who spent 2015 counting all the Taylor Swift money. No track from 1989 appeared on a NOW, but then it sold 10 million copies so everyone owned Shake It Off, Blank Space and Bad Blood. Jason Derulo had a four-week UK number one with the brill pop song Want to Want Me.

Better than all of those tracks was a song by Major Lazer & DJ Snake featuring Mo. Lean On was the streamed more often than any song in 2015 (Taylor Swift kept her music off Spotify and sold 10 million albums…) because it was so infectious. The inlay booklet says the trio, made up of Diplo, Jillionaire and Walshy Fire, took ‘the best elements of EDM, dancehall, hiphop and pop’; they would have more hits but none as ‘earth-shaking’, to me, as Lean On, which I have never not loved. It is one of the decade’s finest pop songs.

I recorded my version of another, Shut Up And Dance, by Walk the Moon. I first heard it on America’s Greatest Hits, the Radio 2 show presented by Paul Gambaccini, as the number one in the rock charts, though it’s a pop song with guitars. Rock, as I have written, is now as heritage a genre as romantic classical music.

When it sailed in at the top of the UK charts, Black Magic had deposed a dance track called House Every Weekend by David Zowie, which is present on NOW 91 along with fellow number one Not Letting Go, a summer smash sung by Tinie Tempah on the verses and Jess Glynne singing a great hook. Michael Jackson’s brother Jermaine is credited since the track samples There’s a Better Way. It became Tinie’s sixth UK number one and the fourth for Jess.

In summer 2015 the ‘stadium busker’ Ed Sheeran headlined Wembley Stadium, supported by OneRepublic. He was the first solo performer to headline there since Elton John 40 years before him; Elton went on to declare his bisexuality, which ended his Imperial Phase, while Ed had a bit too much fun and took the whole of 2016 off. Nobody has heard from him since (!). He appears on NOW 91 in a duet with Rudimental on his song Bloodstream, written with Gary Lightbody of Snow Patrol (whose depression derailed his career) and Johnny McDaid. On Disc 2 is the other act supporting Ed at Wembley, Northern Irish cult hero Foy Vance who sings on the Rudimental track Never Let You Go. I had been introduced to him by Matt Livingstone, from Foy’s hometown of Bangor, back in 2007 at the Fresh Air music team. Foy is staunchly independent and, in a just world, would sell as many records as Ed. His great third album The Wild Swan was released on Ed’s Gingerbread Man imprint.

Returning to a NOW are Years & Years (the Greg Kurstin co-write Shine), John Newman (the Greg Kurstin co-write Come and Get It, on which he sounds like he’s found a donut on the vocalisation before the chorus comes in), Meghan Trainor (Motown pastiche Dear Future Husband) and Florence + The Machine (Ship to Wreck, where she sounds shipwrecked).

Jessie J delivers a song co-written by Sia and Sam Smith called Flashlight from one of the summer’s big movies, Pitch Perfect 2, a movie about a cappella contests and directed by Elizabeth Banks, who it must be noted is a woman. One of the stars of the Barden Bellas, the group who sang their version of the song during the movie, was Ester Dean, who watched her co-star Hailee Steinfeld have the pop career she (scandalously) has not yet had. What will it take to make Ester Dean a star?!

Iggy Azalea continued her career with Trouble, co-written by Judith Hill, herself a session vocalist who would have sung with Michael Jackson at his London shows in 2009. Iggy’s career would be stymied by accusations of cultural appropriation that seem both stupid and unfounded; Jennifer Hudson, who became a judge on The Voice UK, adds her soul to Iggy’s rap. Rita Ora appears with Poison, which is written by a young lady called Julia Michaels with Kate Nash (that Kate Nash!): ‘I could have beer for breakfast, my sanity for lunch’ is a heck of an opening line on a song that explodes on the title line and introduced the world to Julia’s songwriting. Maybe she can help make Ester Dean a star…

Nolan Lambroza, whose stage name is Sir Nolan, was the third writer on Poison and also wrote and produced Jealous for Nick Jonas, breaking away from his brothers. The chorus is one of the best of the year, while the production is contemporary and forward-thinking. He is an interviewee on And The Writer Is…; now I know what he has produced I can listen to the interview, which I skipped at the time, foolishly!

Nick’s fellow heartthrob Justin Bieber is moving into the Imperial Phase of his own career by warbling over cutting-edge EDM tracks. Where Are U Now is credited to Skrillex & Diplo and features elephantine woodwind. Stargate write Worth It, the latest hit for Fifth Harmony (featuring Kid Ink), while the girls’ fellow teenager Martin Garrix enlists Usher on Don’t Look Down, co-written by busbee, who was spending 2015 writing songs with young country music starlet Maren Morris over in Nashville, which had its own serial drama on US TV which I used to watch with Amanda. There are three centres of pop music in the USA: New York, as it always was; Los Angeles, as it always was; and Nashville, Tennessee.

Originally a county hit for Easton Corbin, Are You With Me was remixed by Lost Frequencies and became a UK number one. The song was co-written by Shane McAnally, whose name is misspelt as ‘McAnnaly’ in the booklet. Shane wrote with Maren’s fellow Texan sweetheart Kacey Musgraves on songs like Follow Your Arrow, one of the decade’s greatest pop songs and never on a NOW. Shane is openly gay and has written for the likes of Old Dominion, Kenny Chesney and Keith Urban; Kacey, who headlines Wembley Arena in October 2018 as part of her European tour, is being positioned as an act who can hook pop fans to country sounds. Expect to hear her song High Horse on NOW 101, if the stars align.

Catalogue also makes an appearance on Somebody, a radio-friendly ‘terrific two’ sung by Natalie La Rose which featured Jeremih interpreting the Whitney Houston song I Wanna Dance With Somebody. Jeremih two-times as a guest on the Krept & Konan song Freak of the Week, credited to 12 writers because it samples Who Am I (Sim Simma) from The Roots, whose UK chart career consists of two top 40 hits including The Seed (2.0), the track that introduced me to the power of Tariq ‘Black Thought’ Trotter’s lyrics and Ahmir ‘Questlove’ Thompson, the modern-day Funky Drummer. Lethal Bizzle, meanwhile, takes a break from selling merchandise with the word ‘dench’ on it with his song Fester Skank, featuring producer Distortion.

Simon Aldred had written People Help The People, a hit for Birdy when she covered it, and the openly gay Simon writes and sings Waiting For Love, a brilliant hit for Avicii co-written by the two-timing Martin Garrix. Galantis have a big hit with Runaway (U & I), a club smash, Pep & Rash fill clubs with Rumours and Ane Brun adds a lyric to the Dr Kucho! & Gregor Salto instrumental Can’t Stop Playing (Makes Me High), remixed by Oliver Heldens.

Five More Hours was written by Julian Bunetta and John Ryan with Chris Brown (you know my feelings on him by now) that was credited to Deorro x Chris Brown since it was a remix of the Deorro instrumental Five Hours. Show Me Love, meanwhile, was more catalogue: a slowed-down version of the Robin S anthem by Sam Feldt (featuring Kimberley Anne).

Blonde recruit Alex Newell to bring his almighty voice to All Cried Out, and the latest Clean Bandit hit is Stronger, also featuring Alex (uncredited, scandalously). He appeared in the TV show Glee as someone to rival the voice of Amber Riley, who was clearly to be the breakout star of the show with her equally mighty pipes.

Pipes of a different kind are used by Kygo, who have summer 2015’s two omnipresent hits which are both on NOW 91. Firestone is the one that included the lyric ‘We light up the wooorld! sung by Conrad Sewell while Stole The Show has Parson James lamenting a lost love. Both songs are classed as ‘tropical house’ thanks to the choice of instrument used on the melodic hook of the song, which is more memorable than whatever the vocalist is warbling on about.

Fun fact: Michael Harwood, whom I mentioned as former member of Ultra who went to my old school, co-wrote Stole The Show, which was recorded at his Tileyard Studio complex in Kings Cross, London. The inlay booklet notes that Kygo appeared in the Radio 1 Live Lounge, which has replaced Top of the Pops as the BBC’s top place for popstars to promote their latest tunes. BBC 1Xtra launch the careers of rap stars with their Fire in the Booth segment; Drake brought fire to the booth on July 14 2018.

The new trend sweeping through EDM would be the pileup, or ‘orgy’ as I call it. David Guetta doesn’t just get Afrojack onto Hey Mama but also brings in Nicki Minaj and Bebe Rexha on the irritating but infectious tune which I never liked. I don’t know why Verdine White, bassist of Earth Wind & Fire, needed to team up with Flo Rida and Robin Thicke on I Don’t Like It, I Love It, another track that took the Get Lucky/ Uptown Funk formula of funky guitar and rapping, but I am sure Verdine’s accountant was happy.

NOW 90: Mark Ronson featuring Bruno Mars – Uptown Funk

The music video to Thinking Out Loud by Ed Sheeran has been viewed on his official Youtube channel, as of July 2018, 2.3bn times: 2,300,000,000 times, one for every person in Britain watching it 33 times each.

When I first heard the song I tweeted its co-writer Amy Wadge and said: ‘You’ve written the Song of the Year.’ My ears were working and the song won many awards, topping the charts all over the world including, impressively, the USA, as Ed from Suffolk began his true Imperial Phase which has lasted right up to the release of NOW 100 in July 2018. He is now engaged, is planning a softer fourth album and is in the middle of his second tour of the world’s stadiums. Ed Sheeran is 27 years old.

The music video to Uptown Funk, credited to Mark Ronson and featuring Bruno Mars, has been viewed on Mark’s official Youtube channel, as of July 2018, 3.1bn times: 3,100,000,000 times, one for every person in Britain watching it 44 times each.

Peter from Hawaii aka Bruno Mars is 32 and plays London’s Hyde Park in July 2018. As I write, there are still tickets available, which would be a mystery but for the fact that they cost £86 each in a very crowded market for outdoor events. Bruno is one of the most electric live performers on the planet, as befits someone who, like his hero Michael Jackson, has been performing since he could first walk.

The Saturday Night Live performance of Uptown Funk, track one on DISC 1 of NOW 90, which might as well have been advertised as ‘Those two massive songs and some others’, is extraordinary. It was one of the best TV performances I’ve ever seen and one that I think made me exclaim ‘WOW!’ when it ended, when I put it on again.

Chris Molanphy, fast becoming my favourite pop writer (with apologies to Alexis Petridis, Ben Thompson, Charles Shaar Murray, David Hepworth, David Quantick, Laura Snapes, Fraser McAlpine and Bob Stanley) notes of Bruno Mars that he straddled both trends in the current decade: ‘The music of the decade’s first half could broadly be described as soaring dance-pop, heavy on female hit-makers: Think Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift.

‘And the back half of the ’10s, in which we’re now mired, is largely street rap and bro-pop, its winners much more male: Drake, Justin Bieber, the Weeknd, Kendrick Lamar, the Chainsmokers.’

Mr Hernandez was ‘right on trend with soaring ballads and fluttery pop’, including his vocal turn on Nothin’ On You then four top hits which all hit the top: playlist choice Just the Way You Are, Grenade, Locked Out of Heaven and When I Was Your Man.

To Chris (and you can read the essay in full here), Uptown Funk was ‘a preening blast of male peacocking’, which is rather off-brand but chimed with the times, making him a modern-day Mariah Carey, Beyonce or Rihanna. Mark Ronson, meanwhile, slaved on the guitar part for months, only content when Nile Rodgers gave it his blessing. As 2014 became 2015, everyone was dancing to Uptown Funk; it was number one in 16 countries, including for 14 weeks in America and seven non-consecutive weeks in the UK.

Before it started its run it had to knock Max, Shellback and Taylor off the top. The trio had consecutive number ones from the 1989 album: Shake It Off was replaced by Blank Space, two irresistible concoctions that rank among the best of Max Martin’s 22 number one US hits. From January 17 to April 24, Americans were Uptown Funking more than grooving to any other tune, streaming the song in their millions. I maintain that Runaway Baby is Bruno’s funkiest number but Uptown Funk, the Crazy In Love of the 2010s, was more successful. He need never work again and seems like the ultimate professional who lives for his job.

The Sound of poll was by now a fixture of the ‘end of year’ music coverage, which like Christmas begins earlier each passing year. The Sound of 2015 were Years & Years, led by gay singer-songwriter Olly Alexander, who first appeared on the charts in 2014 and took the UK number one with the ebullient King. Like Florence, who returns to a NOW with the ever-melodramatic What Kind Of Man, I find Olly’s vocals an acquired taste, but as an openly gay artist in a world where there are only three or four LGBTQ performers, as MNEK told a magazine during Gay Pride Week 2018, he is one of the more important acts in British pop music. ‘A star is born’ is how The Times greeted his Roundhouse show in July 2018, proving what the critics knew back in 2014.

The fashion in recent years from the three major labels – after EMI went bust, Warner, Universal and Sony are the remaining three – has been to warm up the public for a new voice by having them appear on a dance tune: Sam Smith (Latch), Jess Glynne (My Love), Emeli Sande (Diamond Rings), Becky Hill (Afterglow), Ella Eyre (Waiting All Night) and Olly himself, on Sunlight by The Magician, all share this trait. I suppose it is ‘preparation for market’, a way of seeing if the public take to the voice before they take to the art. It also means a less risk-averse environment and, in some cases, bland artists.

I don’t think James Bay, who finished second in the Sound of 2015 poll and won a 2015 BRIT Award for Critic’s Choice (another award made up to promote new talent before they proved their talent), is as bland as people make out. He has a soulful voice, groomed on the open mic circuit, and his new album is alright. Three reviewers all wanted to hear the real James Bay, reckoning his follow-up was decided on by committee. They all have a point. Hold Back the River, his debut single, was a slow burner, but I really got into it; Iain Archer, who wrote Chasing Cars with Snow Patrol, worked his magic and I recorded my version of it as part of the 100 Songs on 100 NOWs project which you can find along with 12 podcasts on www.soundcloud.com/jonny_brick.

Some songs on Disc 1 of NOW 90 seemed to appeal to a mature, ‘Radio 2’ audience; were the compilers realising the people who bought the CD were mums at the supermarket wanting something for the school run? If data was driving hit singles, it could also drive the songs on the compilations, another sign that culture was, at the fat end of the long tail, a case of giving people what they wanted.

In the ‘music for mums’ category, Take That were now down to three members: Jason Orange, the only member to question his accountant about where his money was going, left the group, leaving Howard, Mark and Gary to soldier on and fund their tax bill. These Days was passable and dominated Radio 2 at the end of 2014. On Radio 1 I loved Doing It, from Charli XCX’s superb album Sucker, featured Rita Ora; it was one of my favourite songs of the year, and was produced by Ariel Rechtshaid, who worked on HAIM’s 2014 album Days Are Gone. They had been the Sound of 2014 and starred at festivals throughout the year, with Este pulling shapes with her mouth as she played the bass.

In early 2015, when it wasn’t Ed from Suffolk or Mark from North London (who grew up in New York), it was Maroon 5 with one of the better efforts, the saccharine Sugar (the video sees the band playing as surprise guests at three weddings). That song is another from Mike Posner, Dr Luke and the mighty J Kash. It was a ‘terrific two’, a victim of the hegemony of Uptown Funk.

Sam Smith two-times with Like I Can and Lay Me Down, Ella Eyre sings on Gravity, a DJ Fresh track, while Jess Glynne uses the C major arpeggio to form the verse melody of Hold My Hand, another number one, which was also on an advert and was co-written with Jack from Clean Bandit and a producer named Jin Jin, who has written at least five of the finest songs of the decade: Real Love (Clean Bandit ft Jess Glynne), Right Here (Jess Glynne), You Don’t Know Me (Jax Jones ft Raye), Lullaby (Sigala ft Faloma Faith) and Not Letting Go (Tinie Tempad ft Jess Glynne). More people should know the name Janee Bennett aka Jin Jin. Fact fact: her dad is former footballer Gary Bennett, who played for Sunderland for ten years.

One Direction, meanwhile, are fascinated by bhangra and other Indian music…Nope, they are still banging on about love and stuff on Night Changes, another song with a video shot by GoPro cameras. It comes their fourth album Four, on which Where Do Broken Hearts Go was my favourite; the album had a lot of filler. Olly Murs duetted with Demi Lovato on Up, a song which had a fun, bouncy chorus but was let down by the middle eight which included 30 ‘yeah’s.

You will remember, reader, Ben Haenow…You know, who won the 2014 iteration of The X Factor. He is on NOW 90 with Something I Need, a cover of a OneRepublic song written by Ryan Tedder and Benny Blanco. Ella Henderson had her third hit with Yours, which she co-wrote, and a full decade after her first number one Kelly Clarkson took Heartbeat Song into the charts, another irresistible piece of pop with a heck of a chorus.

Here is a list of producers who are still raking it in during the EDM revolution and who appear on NOW 90: Calvin Harris appears twice with Pray to God (featuring vocals by the aforementioned HAIM, on their first appearance on a NOW) and with Outside, which has Ellie Goulding on vocals; David Guetta two-times with What I Did For Love (with Emeli Sande, whose delivery is the most syncopated since Diamond Rings) and Dangerous (with Sam Martin, who sounds just like John Martin); Alesso brings in Tove Lo on Heroes (We Could Be); Oliver Heldens releases a well-constructed song called Last All Night (Koala); and Avicii’s latest hit is The Nights, which has a Mumford beat and includes advice from a father to a son (I really hate that motif!!).

DJ Snake (whom we’ll meet again soon) co-produces the above average Promesses with Tchami, who is the lead artist on a track featuring Kaleem Taylor. I also liked I Loved You by Blonde, which was all over Radio 1 thanks to Melissa Steel’s vocals. Wretch 32 continued an impressive career with 6 Words, a song which deserved to do better and can be compared to Stormzy’s more tender tracks; the unsigned rapper finished third on The Sound of 2015 poll.

I admire that the Gorgon City song Go All Night, co-written by Kiesza, has the featured vocalist Jennifer Hudson and reaches for the Chicago house sound that filled clubs in 1990, which by 2015 was 25 years before.

MNEK co-writes Say Something for Karen Harding but has no credit on the track. Repeating the trick on Changing – pairing a UK vocalist with a euphoric, urgent track – Sigma return with Higher, featuring Labrinth and another co-write for Wayne Hector, while Lab sings an almighty pop song called Jealous. In 2018, I attended a songwriters round with Natalie Hemby, a renowned country songwriter, who admitted that she had written Jealous with Josh Kear, a man who need never work again having written Need You Now with Lady Antebellum. I had previously thought that Jealous was a little light and fluffy, but when Natalie performed it I was very struck by the structure, lyric and power of the song: the rain and wind get to touch his former friend but Lab is no longer allowed to. Even the mic placement is brilliantly chosen, with Labrinth right next to the mid as he laments his lost love, sounding like John Legend singing an Adele song. Jealous deserved consideration as a playlist entry were it not for Mark from North London and Peter from Hawaii.

G.D.F.R. (aka Goin Down For Real) was a song with a stupid but hooky riff by Flo Rida, featuring Sage the Gemini. Far better is When the Beat Drops Out by Marlon Roudette, stepbrother of Mabel, stepson of Neneh Cherry and son of Cameron McVey, as well as the guy from Big City Life by Mattafix. The song features some tropical instrumentation, and it was written by Jamie Hartman, the same chap who wrote All Time Love for Will Young.

John Newman and Bonnie McKee help keep Cheryl’s career going by writing I Don’t Care. In the category ‘r’n’b singers move with the times to keep their career going’, Usher teams up with Juicy J on the light I Don’t Mind, a track written by seven writers including J Kash and Dr Luke; Chris Brown (am I boring you by telling you he punched Rihanna in the face?) enlists Tyga on Ayo, which is annoying but catchy; Ne-Yo pops up with Coming With You, another Stargate co-write.

There are some smart samples on NOW 90, using catalogue to brilliant effect. Alex Adair took the line ‘make me feel better, so let’s stay together’ from the middle of Ain’t Nothing Like the Real Thing by Marvin Gaye and Tammy Terrell, put a dance beat under it and reinvented it as Make Me Feel Better, a UK number one song with a lightly tropical feel.

Tough Love sample Freek’n You by male vocal harmony group Jodeci and add a wobbly beat with a tropical feel, while Philip George brings Stevie Wonder onto a NOW with Wish You Were Mine, which speeds up My Cherie Amour and adds a beat underneath it. I started calling this sort of music ‘Chris Stark music’ after the Radio 1 DJ from Pinner who acted as a ‘sidekick’ to Scott Mills. A kid my age, a fellow Watford fan, broadcasting to an audience of under-30s, Chris was famous for giving Watford shirts to Hollywood actresses like Jennifer Aniston and Mila Kunis. He is now engaged to be married, which means his ushers, Chango The Beast and Sir Dosser, will dress up. Scott Mills will surely be best man, and the pair do seem like genuine friends.

Meghan Trainor returns with another three-chord marvel, Lips are Movin’ (WITH NO G!!), while Sia re-records a song she had originally placed on the soundtrack to The Hunger Games. The video to the new version of Elastic Heart, which sounded like the future of pop, stars actor Shia Lebouef. Elsewhere, Fergie stops counting her money and puts out LA Love (La La).

In great news for fans of Tom Fletcher, 2014 saw a collaboration between McFly and the keener two members of Busted (Matt and James), which led to Air Guitar, which is on NOW 90, and a full album credited to…McBusted. Rixton’s Wait On Me is perfectly fine but took many hands to cook up: Stargate, Benny Blanco and Wayne Hector are among seven writers who include the host of the songwriting podcast And The Writer Is, Ross Golan.

Ross is able to walk down a street unmolested and answer the question: ‘Oh yeah, what have you written?’ with the following list of songs: Marilyn Monroe for Nicki Minaj; Take You for Justin Bieber; Compass for Lady Antebellum; If I Could Fly for One Direction; Halfway Right for Linkin Park; Wake Up for The Vamps; When I Find Love Again for James Blunt; the quirky You Gotta Not for Little Mix; Hold Up for Demi Lovato; Barbies for Pink; You Are Fire for Latin pop artist Prince Royce; three songs by Lucas Graham and two songs by Maroon 5; and the big two Top 40 number ones, Same Old Love by Selena Gomez and My House by Flo Rida.

And the writer is…Ross Golan.

NOW 89: Hozier – Take Me to Church

Over Christmas 2014 I had finally found a decent, paying job, proofreading eBooks for a company which went bankrupt in 2018 (good because they forgot to pay me in June 2016 without due reason, bad because people had to get new jobs). I spent the days in front of a laptop checking that a word document matched the original scan of a physical book. Mum also found a gentleman who quickly made his home in the house in which Mum was letting me live. To give her space, I spent more time with Amanda, working on podcasts and essays for my website and watching How I Met Your Mother which was a legen – wait for it – DARY show. I identified with Ted Mosby, played by Josh Radnor, who spent nine series outlining to his kids how he met their mother while working to become a top architect. As for Barney Stinson, wearing great suits and talking like a bro, he was an over-the-top idiot and a great sitcom character which brought the brilliant Neil Patrick Harris into my orbit; he ended up hosting the American version of Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway.

Pop from the latter half of 2014 is present on NOW 89. One Direction bang on about how nobody is gonna steal their girl on Steal My Girl (Hector/Drewett/Bunetta/Ryan/Tomlinson/Payne), while 5 Seconds of Summer have Amnesia, the one co-written with the Madden brothers from Good Charlotte. Olly Murs enlists Travie McCoy for help on the funky Wrapped Up (someone’s been listening to Get Lucky), while fellow X Factor runner-up Ella Henderson has her second big hit with Glow, written by Steve Mac and Camille Purcell. After my long exegesis on female songwriters, here’s one in the flesh.

Camille was profiled on the BBC website in June 2018 under the headline ‘The stockbroker who writes hits for Little Mix and Jess Glynne’. Having had her first hit with What About Us, the number one from The Saturdays, she then helped out on The X Factor as a vocal coach (‘Give the audience what they want’ advised Simon Cowell, in a break from counting his money). Camille wrote Black Magic, Power, Shout Out to my Ex and Love Me Like You for Little Mix, Sax for Fleur East and You Don’t Know Love, the best song from Olly Murs. In 2018 alone Camille had had consecutive number ones with I’ll Be There (Jess Glynne) and Solo (Clean Bandit featuring by Demi Lovato). Whatever she’s doing, it’s working.

Katy Perry should also be applauded as a songwriter, and she teams up with Max Martin on This Is How We Do, the fifth single from her album Prism and another hook-filled sugar rush of a song rather ruined by some choices of percussion. Max and Savan Kotecha team up with an exciting new name whose career I am following with interest: Zedd, who takes his name from Zaslavski, his surname, seems to have a hit with every song he releases and his first one was the enormous Break Free, with the vocals of Ariana Grande.

Max completes yet another hat-trick (he is truly the Lionel Messi of pop music) on Bang Bang, the enormous song based on one chord (C major) featuring Jessie J, the two-timing Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj. Nicki two-times with her booty-shaking song Anaconda, which follows Black Widow, a song written by Stargate, Katy Perry and Benny Blanco, wrapped up in a bow and gifted to Iggy Azalea and Rita Ora.

Meghan Trainor made a virtue of having a bigger bum than other popstars and wrote All About That Bass with Kevin Kadish. Who knew that people with big tushes need to ‘shake it, shake it’ sometimes; an inspired idea, the song topped the charts in the US for eight weeks, in the UK for four weeks and was number one in Australia, Austria, Bulgaria, Canada, Denmark, Germany, Hungary, Ireland, Israel, New Zealand, Spain and Switzerland. She need never work again; check out her song The Road Less Traveled, written with her pal and American Idol runner-up and huge voice Lauren Alaina. I am surprised Lauren has not been drafted in on a dance hit herself; she has one of the best voices in all popular music.

All About That Bass kicks off NOW 89, the playlist choice for which is a piano-led song that was a US Rock number 1 for Irishman Andrew Hozier-Byrne, recording as Hozier. The piano dominates the opening verse, with lyrics about a woman whose Sundays get ‘more bleak’. The word ‘amen’ is used as a bridge before a huge chorus that slowly swept across the world as the song became a sleeper hit, a ‘terrific two’ in both the UK and US. Like Somebody That I Used To Know it was unusual and always stood out on radio.

The radio pumped out the jams of summer 2014, which saw the England football team failing to get out of a tough World Cup group: Changing, sung by Paloma Faith and produced by Sigma, was written by five writers including Wayne Hector and Ella Eyre; Lilly Wood and Robin Schulz teamed up on Prayer in C; Clean Bandit and Jess Glynne reunited on the fab Real Love; and on Fireball, John Ryan stepped out of the writer’s room and onto the mic to help Senor Worldwide keep doing his thing (did nobody else want to work with Pitbull?).

Moving on from a featured appearance with Pitbull, G.R.L. used a ukulele and a Mumford beat on their song Ugly Heart, another song whose top line was written by Ester Dean, Camille’s fellow female songwriter (I hate to define by gender but I must). Dr Luke produced the song; in 2014 he was being sued by Ke$ha for various crimes including sexual assault. He was cleared of all charges.

Fuse ODG enlisted Angel to sing on T.I.N.A., which stands for This Is New Africa, while African sounds came from Nico & Vinz, two Austrian blokes, with their song Am I Wrong (which, by the way, is a very annoying turn of phrase, almost as irritating as putting ‘no?’ instead of ‘right?’ after a statement). Popcaan, a dancehall artist from Jamaica, introduced himself on the track Kisses For Breakfast by Melissa Steel, which is a great image with excellent nutritional value (sort of). The song contained the bajon beat – boom, BAH BAH – that would dominate pop music for the next few years.

Also introducing herself via a feature is Tori Kelly, who sings the hook on the elegant Lullaby by Professor Green, who was famous for marrying Millie from the TV show Made In Chelsea (they later divorced) and presenting a well-received documentary on mental health issues for the BBC. Cheryl (still one name) was as famous for being on TV and marrying a man called Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini (they later divorced) as she was for her music; Crazy Stupid Love nonetheless became another hit for Cheryl (infamous for hitting a toilet attendant but nobody talks about that), with Tinie Tempah popping up too.

The movie of the year was The Fault in our Stars, based on a novel about kids with cancer. The soundtrack sold well and propelled Boom Clap by Charli XCX to the upper reaches of the chart. The earworm of the year was a light ska-pop tune by Canadian band MAGIC! Their song Rude was about a guy asking a girlfriend’s dad for her hand in marriage and being rejected: how rude!!

So many old friends return: Calvin Harris was all over the radio with Blame, sung by John Newman; David Guetta was too, with Lovers on the Sun, sung by Sam Martin and co-written by Avicii; and Nicole Scherzinger had Your Love, written by the blokes who wrote Umbrella for Rihanna. The Script (Superheroes, all over radio), George Ezra (Blame It On Me, irritating) and The Veronicas (You Ruin Me, an attempt to bottle the vibe of Someone Like You) have more hits.

Club hits which sounded great on the radio included the piano house banger My Head is a Jungle (Wankelnut & Emma Louise, remixed by MK), Sunlight (The Magician, featuring Years & Years, on whom more shortly), Walking With Elephants (Ten Walls, from Lithuania, in a track which used trumpet-like synth stabs to allude to the title) and Giant in my Heart (Kiesza, a euphoric break-up song). Won’t Look Back, co-produced with Jax Jones, was the third banger in a row for Adam Dyment aka Duke Dumond. Faded was allegedly by a chap named Steve Zhu who recorded as ZHU; at the time, the inlay booklet for NOW 89 says he or she has remained anonymous. In February 2015 it was revealed that he really was Steve Zhu, who also sang on the track!

Ryan Tedder helps Maroon 5 do whatever the label tells them to do with Maps, produced by Benny Blanco and Noel Zancanella, another big name in songwriting this decade. In his other job, Ryan’s band OneRepublic have a hit with Love Runs Out, though Maroon 5 had now usurped OneRepublic as the key band in American pop.

NOW 89 contains six bits of catalogue. Jeremih featuring YG’s track Don’t Tell ‘Em had both the ‘ey!’ sound that was all over hiphop at the time and an interpolation of Snap’s Rhythm is a Dancer. It was co-produced by DJ Mustard, a big name on the scene. The Vamps introduced the world to teenage Vine star Shawn Mendes (whose videos lasted six seconds) on Oh Cecilia (Breaking My Heart), which took the Simon & Garfunkel song and ran with it. Parra For Cuva (an awful name, perhaps on purpose) did the same with the Chris Isaak song Wicked Game, retitling it Wicked Games and getting Anna Naklab to purr it.

Proving that his misdemeanours were no barrier to his music being sampled, R Kelly’s song Bump & Grind is remixed by Waze & Odyssey in a very irritating manner that highlighted the line ‘my mind’s telling me no but my body’s telling me yes’. This sounds as blackly comic as Jimmy Savile going ‘Now then, now then’, which would be a dance music song that can never be played; Jimmy, who was the first DJ in Britain if not the world, has been airbrushed from popular culture, a fate that may befall R Kelly just as it has befallen the likes of Gary Glitter, Phil Spector and Jonathan King.

The 2014 John Lewis advert was soundtracked by Tom Odell warbling a John Lennon song called Real Love, which was released by The Beatles in 1997 to promote their Anthology package. The Children In Need single was from Saint Gareth Malone and his All Star Choir, who sang a new version of Avicii’s Wake Me Up. The Choir includes the likes of Mel Giedroyc (Mel from The Great British Bake Off), Craig Revel Horwood (off of Strictly), Larry Lamb, former footballer Fabrice Muamba, comic Jo Brand, Gareth himself and TV presenter John Craven.

Ed from Suffolk, perhaps the most successful name in the 2010s, is on a third NOW in succession with his song Don’t, written with Benny Blanco and rumoured to be about Ellie Goulding sleeping with a member of One Direction instead of him. I love the allusion to Don’t Mess With My Man by Lucy Pearl, written by Raphael Saadiq. I also remember hearing I’m Not the Only One by Sam Smith for the first time after I visited my Grandpa in hospital and telling my mum it would be the big hit song. Stay With Me was the award-winner, but I love the structure and melody on a very sad song.

Grandpa (Jack Malcolm Conley) died in September 2014, three weeks before he would have turned 80. His beloved Man United won their 20th English title in May 2013. They haven’t won one since.

NOW 88: Sia – Chandelier

The boyband in the Internet era had it tough. As well as the dancing, singing and magazine appearances, a boyband member had to look good for social media and interact with fans. But what if your band had so many fans that you simply cannot keep up? Fans cry ‘MESSAGE ME’ or ‘WHY DO YOU NOT ANSWER ME’? I would have hated to have been in a boyband, but at least five young men thought it was the route to pop stardom.

One Direction will never need to reform unless finances get particularly awful. Harry Styles is the one with the nice haircut who wrote an album in Jamaica; Niall Horan is the happy chappie who will be big in Ireland; Liam Payne had a child with former partner Cheryl and had a hit with a song written by Ed Sheeran; Louis Tomlinson is a nice Northerner who seems harmless enough; Zayn Malik left the group, citing exhaustion, and split up first with a popstar (Perrie from Little Mix) then a supermodel (Bella Hadid). He remains a paragon of pop for any young British Asian and has had some hits of his own despite not touring at all due to stage fright.

Meanwhile, 5 Seconds of Summer keep touring. Unlike 1D, who were put together on TV, 5SOS emerged on Youtube which positioned them perfectly as they launched their debut album in summer 2014. It featured Don’t Stop, a brilliant pop-rock song which is on NOW 88, co-written by Calum and Luke from the band with two pop geniuses, Mike ‘busbee’ Busbee and Steve Robson. The album closer, Amnesia, was written by the Madden brothers from Good Charlotte, which makes absolute sense: when pop-punks grow up, they write for younger pop-punks.

Second album Sounds Good Feels Good followed a year later, with more Madden-penned tunes including Hey Everybody and She’s Kinda Hot. After two years of writing, 5SOS’s third album came out in June. The cast of characters is impressive, and points to you if you recognise any of these ‘backroom boys’ and girls: Julia Michaels, Justin Tranter, Wayne Hector, Rami Yacoub, Rivers Cuomo, Ali Tamposi, Andrew Watt, Carl Falk, Steve Mac and Jacob ‘J Kash’ Kasher. It’s ‘Pop by Committee’ and it will make the band and their label a lot of money. The lead single Want You Back features on NOW 99.

I wanted to pick Don’t Stop as my NOW 88 playlist choice but Polly Holton convinced me to pick a song written by a fine songwriter and performer: Sia.

There is a huge disparity between the sexes in terms of biggest songwriters of all time. Of the 118 writers or teams of writers spoken to as part of Si & Bri’s Sodajerker on Songwriting series, 24 women have appeared, including Joan Armatrading, Miranda Cooper of Xenomania, KT Tunstall, Allee Willis, Carole Bayer Sager and Cynthia Weil. No Madonna, Bjork, PJ Harvey, Dolly Parton, Lucinda Williams, Stevie Nicks, Christine McVie, Lily Allen, Carole King or Taylor Swift.

Nor have they yet spoken to Diane Warren, who is the most consistent and durable female songwriter in popular music. She gave Paloma Faith the song Only Love Can Hurt Like This, the biggest track from her third album A Perfect Contradiction (did you buy it?), which closes NOW 88. A June 2018 interview with Music Week had Diane astutely observing that Paloma didn’t have many hits from that album.

In case you don’t know Diane, her songs include Because You Loved Me (Celine Dion), I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing (Aerosmith), How Do I Live (Aerosmith), There You’ll Be (Faith Hill) and the recent Stand Up For Something (Common). Nominated nine times for the Best Original Song Academy Award, including for all five of those songs, she has yet to win. Of her 12 GRAMMY nominations, she won in 1997 for Because You Loved Me. For five years in the 1990s she was ASCAP Pop Songwriter of the Year and was the first songwriter in US chart history to have seven concurrent singles in the Hot 100 to be sung by different artists. She owns an entire studio complex named RealSongs where she works, writing words and music herself, and in 2018 she was starstruck when meeting Sir Paul McCartney, which proves that everyone you worship has their own idol.

Si and Bri have not yet snared Sia Furler either, who is one of the many songwriters interviewed by Paul Zollo in one of his two big Songwriters on Songwriting series (Patti Smith, Chrissie Hynde and Loretta Lynn all feature in Volume 2). Sia told Paul via email about Chandelier, which ‘entranced’ him the moment he heard it and contains an octave leap that is ‘triumphant and anthemic’ yet underscored a lyric that was ‘compellingly dark’. Paul compares Sia to Randy Newman, who also put sad lyrics to happy tunes. Chandelier, which I appreciated more than liked (I prefer Diamonds and Cheap Thrills), was a song Sia felt she ‘couldn’t give away’, as it was about her alcoholism (‘one, two, three, DRINK!’).

Sia told Paul, who noticed that her live performances were in a huge wig, that ‘performing takes so much time and energy, and I would rather devote that time to writing songs and making records and putting out my music into the world.’ In the last decade she has written hits for Rihanna, Celine Dion, Ne-Yo, Rita Ora, Jessie J, Katy Perry (Chained to the Rhythm), Camila Cabello (Crying In the Club) and for herself. Her success in the world of Max, Luke and Calvin is a light to all songwriters, particularly women.

As mentioned in this series, I have decided to become a songwriter and it has been beneficial to listen to what makes a hit a hit. Sometimes it’s chasing a trend – one is an outlier, two is a trend, three is a formula…when will it end? – but sometimes it’s about standing out and having a supportive record label. Someone Like You by Adele, or Baby One More Time by Britney, or Beautiful by Christina were all outliers and idiosyncratic when they hit number one in the UK.

Some of the finest male songwriters of the current decade are high up the NOW 88 tracklisting: Ryan Tedder pens Ghost with 2013 X Factor contestant (Peter Dickson voice) Ella Henderson; Ed from Suffolk has Pharrell’s help on the two-chord chant Sing; James Napier aka Jimmy Napes helps Sam Smith articulate his feelings on Stay With Me; and Joel Pott, formerly of Athlete, helps George Ezra twist the blues into a ‘gap year folk’ style on Budapest (I never liked it).

Max Martin’s daughter Doris encouraged her dad to work with Disney channel starlet Ariana Grande, who teams up with Iggy Azalea on Problem, where the song’s title is whispered; Calvin Harris wraps I Will Never Let You Down in a bow and gifts it to Rita Ora, who has another UK number one; Avicii helps Coldplay become the biggest band in the world all over again with A Sky Full of Stars; heck, even Elton John pops up, lending Aloe Blacc Your Song on The Man, which I never liked.

Then comes Michael Jackson, from beyond the grave, with Love Never Felt So Good, based on a demo he wrote with Paul Anka, the man who took the song Comme D’Habitude, wrote a lyric with the title My Way and gave the world the ultimate ‘dying of the light’ song. Michael is helped by Justin Timberlake, and the song is slight, as befits a song based on a demo. I remember seeing This Is It, the concert film based on rehearsals for what would have been the 2009 London dates for Michael, and it was like looking at an artist trying to fight his body to do what it used to do. It was clear he was in pain and also that he was 50 years old, but the world will look back on the great albums from his lifetime which influenced millions of singers including Justin Timberlake.

At the end of Disc 1 is the soaraway song of the decade not written by someone named Adele, Max, Pharrell or Ed. Robert Lopez has not just won an Emmy, a Grammy, an Academy Award (or Oscar) and a Tony; he’s done it twice, the only ‘double EGOT’. He wrote his masterpiece, Let It Go, with his wife Kristin Anderson-Lopez. ‘Conceal, don’t feel’ is a dark lyric to put in a song aimed at children, but the narrative of the movie Frozen demanded it. The song’s structure is fascinating, with a bridge that leads into the famous chorus, then a second verse that differs in structure from the first. Max Martin would surely compliment the ‘maths’ of the song, which amps up to the appearance of the chorus and is a proper musical theatre song befitting the writers of the brilliant Avenue Q.

The big smash hit in the UK was Waves by Mr Probz, remixed by Robin Schulz, which sounded like being at the beach (not that I remembered what a beach was, as I didn’t have a summer holiday in either 2012 or 2013, nor would I have one in 2014). Equally enormous was the playground chant Fancy by Iggy Azalea and Charli XCX, analysed by Chilly Gonzales the musical genius here. Fun fact: Chilly is the brother of Christophe Beck, who wrote all the orchestral music in Frozen.

In the vocal booths, John Martin gets a turn as a lead artist on Anywhere For You, while Bebe Rexha appears for the first time on a NOW as a featured artist on Take Me Home by Cash Cash. Tove Lo (featuring Hippie Sabotage) has the fascinating pop song Stay High, with a hedonistic video that seemed to attach a GoPro camera to the head of the protagonist who is at a party. The atmosphere of the song is spellbinding, while Tove blethers on about wanting to ‘numb the pain’. The version of the song on NOW 88 is a remix, but the original is just as good; the former has had over 300m Spotify streams, the latter 260m, which is a lot of staying high.

Appearing on their first NOW are smart Cambridge graduates Clean Bandit with their song Extraordinary, featuring Sharna Bass doing the singing, and the even better number one Rather Be, with vocals by fellow two-timer Jess Glynne, who enlists Gorgon City (uncredited) to help her write Right Here. Fellow long-haired singer Ella Eyre is on NOW 88 with If I Go, while Little Mix are loud and boisterous on Salute, ‘representing all the women’ and imagining what Destiny’s Child would sound like in 2014. Neon Jungle did the same on Welcome to the Jungle.

You know age is running away from you when the popstars weren’t even born when you were conscious. Rixton were the latest band of teenagers targeted at people born in the year 2000, and their song Me and my Broken Heart (‘Myanmar Broken Heart’ I called it) is written by the superb team of Wayne Hector, Benny Blanco, Ammar Malik and Steve Mac. Rob Thomas got a credit since it reworked the chords from his song Lonely No More, from a dim and distant NOW which came out long before Rixton were teenagers. Singer Jake Roche is the child of Shane Richie and Coleen Nolan, going into the entertainment business.

Also returning are The Vamps who two-time with the fun morning-after tune Last Night and the song Somebody To You, a typical teen-pop song which was a duet with Demi Lovato and was written by Savan Kotecha and Carl Falk. Back too are Tiesto (Wasted, featuring Matthew Koma, a drinking song) and Calvin Harris, with Summer, a big band tune that looks to Glenn Miller (nope, it’s a dance-pop song).

The latest act to namecheck their forebears and have a hit song is MKTO with Classic, a lost pop gem that mentions Michael Jackson, Prince, Marvin Gaye and Donny Hathaway. Signed to Columbia Records, Malcolm Kelley and Tony Oller (hence MK and TO) were child stars on a Nickelodeon show and had a top 20 Hot 100 hit in the USA, opening for Demi Lovato on her 2014 tour. In June 2018, happily, the band have found a new label.

Will.je.suis, meanwhile, is the latest artist to have his own record label, and signed Cody Wise to it. He produces the awful song It’s My Birthday to try to get Cody some hits; Jason Derulo gets Snoop Dogg to Wiggle with him (I never liked the song); Chris Brown, who hit Rihanna in 2009, returns in 2014 with Loyal, joined by Lil Wayne and Tyga (don’t they know he hit Rihanna?); Fuse ODG keeps his career on track with Dangerous Love, drafting in Sean Paul; Robin Thicke and Jessie J sing on the DJ Cassidy song Calling All Hearts, which is 99% Nile Rodgers but gets feet moving as befits a song that beckons people ‘to the dancefloor’.

Here is a list of dance anthems from 2014 which are on Disc 2 of NOW 88: Hideaway by Kiesza; Gecko (Overdrive) by Oliver Heldens and, with a credit this time, Becky Hill; Nobody to Love by Sigma, which borrows the line sung by Charlie Wilson on the Kanye West song Bound 2 and puts a beat underneath it; I Wanna Feel by Secondcity (more nineties house in summer 2014); Make U Bounce by DJ Fresh vs TC featuring Little Nikki that sounded like an early video game; Don’t Look Back by Matrix & Futurebound is some euphoric drum’n’bass with a great vocal from Tanya Lacey, who is credited; and Always by MK featuring Alana, remixed by Route 94.

The saxophone takes the lead on both the pan-European number one hit Jubel by Klingande and Changes by Faul & Wad Ad and Pnau, led by a massed choir of children’s voices. Touch by Shift K3Y brings back the early-00s two-step sound and married it to the current synth-led club music; it’s brill and addictive and made its way out of the clubs onto the radio. Radio 1, in particular, was brilliant at spotting trends in the clubs and the NOW compilers were equally adept at reflecting what was going on in the charts in an easy-to-purchase compilation.

NOW 87: Pharrell Williams – Happy

In the last essay I tried to define eras of pop music during the NOW era. It’s easy to do it by ‘decades’ of NOW compilations: NOW 1 to 10, from 1983 to 1986, seemed to be the Live Aid era of U2, Queen and Phil Collins; NOW 11 to 20 took us to 1990 through the Jam & Lewis era; NOW 21 to 30 were the early 1990s and the rise of guitar-driven rock and processed beats in equal measure; then came The Spice Girls (NOW 31 to 40); Swedish pop with American vocal groups and singers like Britney (NOW 41 to 50); Pharrell Williams and The Neptunes (NOW 51 to 60); Xenomania (NOW 61 to 70); and another era of Max Martin with singers like Katy Perry and Pink (NOW 71 to 80). I reckon Calvin Harris can lay claim to NOW 81 to 90, and Drake and the hiphop sound is the key component of music from NOW 91 to 100. Who will be next? I hope it’s country.

Before talking about one of the Neptunes, a quick mention for Juicy J, who rapped on Dark Horse, the latest US number one for Katy Perry written by Max Martin and Dr Luke. It was Max’s 17th and his eighth to be sung by Katy Perry; I hope Katy still gets him Christmas gifts.

The song that knocked Dark Horse off the top in the US was the earworm of the decade. Pharrell Williams is a musical genius, the Stevie Wonder or Nile Rodgers of this era. He famously sees colours when he hears music, and in 2013 had three songs on the charts at any one time. He would happily forget Blurred Lines, would never forget Get Lucky and will forever make money from Happy.

Imagine being the behatted star: turn on the radio anywhere in the world – anywhere, in the world –  and you are guaranteed to hear either ‘We’re up all night to get lucky’ or ‘Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof’ or Robin Thicke trying to have sex with a girl.

Happy is the best of the three and had a huge life which saw it become the soundtrack of people dancing and clapping. It featured on a film about a curmudgeonly villain Gru trying to get used to being good, raising his three kids with his new partner and defeating the evil Russell Brand (I mean the character Brand voiced) with the help of his yellow Minions (who would have their own brilliant movie in 2015).

Pharrell is the sole artist credited with writing Happy, which is a perfect pop song that was number one in the UK on three different occasions between January and March 2014, one of the most durable pop songs of the pre-streaming era. Happy is thus the only credible playlist choice from NOW 87, which came out in Spring 2014.

I was at law school, learning about torts (not crimes but lesser evils), contract law, the UK constitution (unwritten and with lots of conventions), criminal law (sexual touching is bad), equity and trusts, land law (horrible but useful), European Union laws (which need to be updated after Brexit) and competition law (cartels are bad). I also enjoyed mooting, arguing the legal points of a case from both sides, and made a couple of friends at the time who were smart and determined to become lawyers.

By about March 2014, I realised I did not want to pursue the Legal Practice Course (which would cost £16,000) that was necessary to secure a chance at a traineeship at a law firm (what’s finer than gold dust?). I liked learning about Donoghue v Stephenson, the famous case in tort law where someone thought a snail’s remains were in a bottle of beer and the very fear of it led to liability on behalf of the vendor; thus there needs to be ‘reasonable proximity to harm’ to be responsible for a tort. The lecturer, Max Alavy, was outstanding; I attended all of his lectures (skipping those of many other lecturers) but all the answers were in the books. Essentially the Graduate Diploma in Law was seven sets of books to regurgitate in seven three-hour exams, with two essays throughout the year as well.

I failed six of the seven exams. When I learned this, I just laughed hollowly.

I spent most of early 2014 in the company of Amanda, a girl from California who loved Prince, Fleetwood Mac, Harry Potter and TV shows. I treated her as a serious girlfriend and I enjoyed hanging out with her at weekends and on ‘Orange Wednesdays’ where I could take her to the movies for free. I spent a lot of time down in Kingston, South-West London, and was accepted into her small circle of friends: Emily Anne, a biologist; Ed, her videographer boyfriend; and Allyson, a child with an innocent heart and ambivalent sexuality.

I was happier again with a new friend, writing songs and watching lots of TV. I remember a lazy New Year’s Day at her flat as we saw in 2014. I also remember the 2013/4 football season, when I watched a lot of sport on BT Sport, who had the rights to several live Premier League games. Watford, having missed out on promotion to that division, were struggling in the league below. I had bought a season ticket but would sit in silence (with my friend having got in for free) trying to enjoy something I used to enjoy. It would have helped if Watford could have won a game that autumn, as nine winless matches cost the manager his job.

There are 46 songs on NOW 87, the most to have ever been on one. Songs were getting zippier, all the better to stream. The streamiest was by a former child star who was continuing her life as an adult performer, in both senses of the word.

Miley Cyrus would knock Royals by Lorde off the top of the US Hot 100 (after Lorde had knocked her off initially), and she did this in a novel way. Chris Molanphy produced an entire podcast in his Hit Parade series about music videos, in which he concluded that a risqué video where the performer licks hammers, rides a wrecking ball and wears few clothes can push a song to number one.

Initially, Wrecking Ball leapt from the fifties all the way to the top because the video was a cultural moment. Chris says that after Youtube views starting to count for the charts, a new kind of song entered the hit parade, including Harlem Shake by Bauuer. Gangnam Style was too late to benefit from it by about two weeks. Incredibly, Miley went back to number one thanks to a member of the public, Steve Kardynal, dressed up as Miley in a complete shot-for-shot parody then shared reactions to his video when he played it to users of the video streaming service Chatroulette.

The Youtube clip, posted over Thanksgiving 2013, has been viewed 166m times as of July 2018; it shows the reactions to viewers of the video, the cultural craze for ‘Reaction Videos’ and TV shows like Gogglebox, where you are watching the watchers in an act where TV eats itself. The significance of the parody video is that it uses Wrecking Ball in the video and thus counts as ‘one stream’ of the song, which helped it vault back to number one.

The UK charts have just brought in Youtube views, with George Ezra having the first number one of the new era. Three Lions, the England Euro ’96 song, has benefitted greatly from the rule change.

As for dancers in the clubs who wanted more than Pharrell and Miley, DJs kept churning out music for tushes to shake to: Calvin Harris teamed up with Alesso and Hurts on Under Control; Alesso two-times on a track written by Benny Blanco and Ryan Tedder, If I Lose Myself, which is credited to OneRepublic & Alesso; Martin Garrix & Jay Hardway produced Wizard, which announces ‘the drop’ with the word ‘drop’; DJ Fresh and Jay Fay enlisted Ms Dynamite (whose durability is incredible) on Dibby Dibby Sound, which sounds like the Notting Hill Carnival.

Avicii’s latest hit from True is Hey Brother, sung by Dan Tyminski who is famous as the vocalist on the big songs on the movie O Brother, Where Art Thou, while there is a name new to a NOW but old to the clubs. Tijs Verwest aka Tiesto links up with the super team of Carl Falk, Rami Yacoub and Wayne Hector (who can all, of course, still walk down the street mostly unmolested) to produce Red Lights, which sounds like a perfect intersection between the charts and the clubs (though, kids, don’t run any red lights).

The amount of money DJs like Calvin, Tiesto and Avicii earned for one engagement is in inverse proportion to the amount of work they did at those gigs; all the work was done beforehand in the studio. The DJ was there to provide the vibe and get people moving. Las Vegas emerged as a global centre of club culture, bizarrely. Returning with vibes of their own to a NOW are Fuse ODG, with Million Pound Girl (Badder Than Bad), John Newman (Out Of My Head, full of rich piano and strings) and Foxes with Let Go For Tonight, full of the same piano but with some awesome drums. Pharrell two-times by giving his song Can’t Rely On You to Paloma Faith.

Number one songs in the UK in early 2014 included Money On My Mind by Sam Smith (with irritating chorus), Tsunami (Jump) by DVBBS & Gorgeous featuring the vocals of Tinie Tempah (I never liked it but appreciated the syncopation after ‘the drop’), My Love by Route 94 featuring new name Jess Glynne, the first of her seven UK number ones so far (as of July 2018) and the addictive I Got U by Duke Dumont featuring Jax Jones, which samples My Love Is Your Love by Whitney Houston.

Another fascinating use of catalogue comes on Of The Night by Bastille, who mash together Rhythm is a Dancer by Snap and Rhythm of the Night by Corona, two songs which were both over 20 years old by the time Bastille worked their magic in 2013. I also loved Ready For Your Love by Gorgon City featuring Uzoechi Emenike, who records and produces as MNEK, who is fast becoming one of the UK’s most important producers.

A new year brings a host of new names to NOW 87: Elyar Fox (the quirky and poppy Do It All Over Again), A Great Big World (Say Something, with Christina Aguilera, which is wetter than wet), girlband Neon Jungle (club banger Braveheart, where the drop is counted in in Japanese), Vance Joy (the twee Riptide) and, closing Disc 2, American Authors with the hook-filled Best Day of my Life, which I loved. London Grammar, the critically acclaimed band fronted by the stagefrit Hannah Reid, appear with Hey Now; like James Blake or The xx, two acts which took the Mercury Prize in the 2010s, I admire rather than love the music of London Grammar, undoubtedly atmospheric and ‘hauntingly beautiful’ though it is. Chris Imlach introduced me to Phildel, who did much the same but was not on a NOW.

I’ve found a record for names within the brackets. On Dance With Me by Le Youth featuring Dominique Young Unique, 19 writers are credited. That means each songwriter receives just over 5% of whatever is left over in publishing and mechanical rights; the song cuts up the lyrics of No Scrubs by TLC. Ed Sheeran would later allude the melody of the song in Shape of You, but over summer 2014 he was preparing for the release of his second album.

You will remember, if you went clubbing in early 2014, songs like Dr Who! (Tujano & Plastic Funk ft Sneakbo) and Control (Matrix & Futurebound ft Max Marshall). Sub Focus are here with the euphoric retro-house track Turn Back Time which contains a Roland drum machine snare sound and an incredible vocal hook before ‘the drop’. It’s a slice of 1990 in 2014.

The Vamps continue their run of hits with Wild Heart, written by nine writers including Jamie Scott, who wrote one of the great lost pop songs, Searching, which was big on Radio 2 in about 2005. 5 Seconds of Summer, straight outta Australia and picked to tour with One Direction, announce themselves with She Looks So Perfect, which namechecks American Apparel, a surefire way to get sponsorship and thus free underwear. In 2018 the band’s third album has landed straight in at the top of the US charts, following the achievement of their first two LPs.

Story of My Life sees One Direction move into Chinese folk song (nope, it’s a ballad, co-written by the band with Jamie Scott). Little Mix two-time with the 2014 Sport Relief single, a cover of Cameo’s Word Up!, and their own song Move. 2013 X Factor winner, prison officer Sam Bailey, takes the Demi Lovato song Skyscraper and sings the hell out of it, makes it her own, ‘what I like about you Sam…’, ‘you remind me of a young Mary Byrne’. Sam was dropped from Syco in 2015. Toby Gad two-times on NOW 87 since he wrote both Skyscraper and All Of Me, a song with piano and vocal played by John Stephens aka John Legend. The perfect wedding song, John will never have to work again.

Gary Barlow is still working, bringing out his second memoir in 2018 and entertaining crowds across the nation with his middle-of-the-road anthems. A gig in Cornwall was screened on the BBC in July 2018; his setlist for a show in Manchester included 25 songs, all of which have been hits. They include songs from his solo catalogue: Open Road, Forever Love, Love Won’t Wait and Let Me Go. The last of these, on NOW 87, was promoted in a documentary to celebrate the release of his 2013 solo album Since I Saw You Last.

Let Me Go was really about his stillborn child but had a lyric set to a stomping Mumford beat. It’s his most tender song. Gary (still not Sir Gary, strangely) has won Ivor Novello Awards for Shine, Pray and Back for Good, was the Songwriter of the Year in 1994 – Adele and George Michael have won it twice – and Gary was awarded an Outstanding Contribution to British Music award in 2012 along with his Take That bandmates. Other winners of that prize include Portishead (2016), Boy George (2014), Duran Duran (2005) and Norman Cook (2007).

Guy Chambers, another Songwriter of the Year, co-wrote Crying For No Reason by Katy B, a slow ballad in the Adele mould, while Fraser T Smith helped Example write Kids Again. Dr Luke is one of 10 writers on Timber, Senor Worldwide’s latest idiotic club song, while he guests on Enrique Iglesias’s equally idiotic I’m a Freak. Dr Luke and Ke$ha would be at war for several years and the performer’s contract held against her will in a court case that eventually was won by Dr Luke, whose reputation is untainted but who seems unfairly targeted by the mob.

Cee-Lo Green has also been subjected to criticism for saying and doing stupid things; not even his status as judge on The Voice in the USA could spark his career back into life, though he is listed as one of the seven writers on Pixie Lott’s hit Nasty, which samples Funky President by James Brown and two other songs. Pixie seems to be doing whatever she is told, as is Ellie Goulding, who covered The Waterboys’ classic folk song How Long Will I Love You for Children In Need 2013. Ellie was going out with Radio 1 DJ Greg James at the time; Greg is now engaged to someone who isn’t a pop singer.

In 2014, despite his numerous well-advertised indiscretions, R Kelly returns to a NOW as the featured artist on Do What U Want by Lady Gaga. The song’s lyric, ‘do what you want with my body’ must be ironic, and it is one of Gaga’s weakest singles. I feel her Imperial Phase passed when Artpop didn’t create songs as huge as those on her first two albums; her next project was a jazz album with Tony Bennett. With a starring role in a remake of A Star Is Born, Gaga’s career will spike again. R Kelly had his music removed from Spotify playlists, though a subscriber can still listen to his brilliant music. Who will be the next to be ‘muted’ by the mob?

Kanye West, probably, who features along with Q-Tip and Lil Wayne on the excellent Busta Rhymes song Thank You. And I almost got through this essay without mentioning #SELFIE by The Chainsmokers, a meme in the form of a song.

NOW 86: Lorde – Royals

Teenage life in the 2010s is beset by misery, bullying, pressure in exams and the uncertainty of the future. So were my teenage years in the 2000s but now we have the added cocktail of 24/7 social media online existence. Teenagers have never been so sad.

How refreshing that the big star of this era, for the under-20s, is not called Beyonce, Taylor or Ed (or even a Youtuber) but a girl from New Zealand who was astonishingly young when her song Royals topped the charts all over the world. But what is it that makes Royals so magical?

The first verse puts Lorde’s voice upfront with echoey percussion on the offbeat. What is she doing singing about ‘postcode envy’? The song references lots of hiphop clichés including ‘tigers on a gold leash’ and ‘Cristal’ champagne. Yet in the chorus Lorde denies these desires: ‘We crave a different kind of buzz,’ she sings, and wants love and friendship. ‘My friends and I, we’ve cracked the code’, she sings as they head off to parties, not to go ‘trashing the hotel room’ but just to hang out with each other.

Royals appealed to millions around the world and, incredibly but not surprisingly, Ella Yellich O’Connor (and Joel Little who co-wrote it) had a number one song in Belgium, Canada, Ireland, Israel, Italy, New Zealand (her home), Venezuela and on both sides on the Atlantic. It ruled (ruuuuuled) America for nine weeks; Blurred Lines did it for 12. Only one of these songs sounds good today.

Another number one was a self-empowerment song written by Dr Luke and Max Martin, with help from Bonnie McKee, Henry Walter and its performer, Christian girl Kathryn aka Katy Perry. Roar is about having ‘the eye of the tiger’ and being the ‘champion’. It’s as if Max and Luke sat down and said: ‘Let’s write a song that all girls [including Max’s daughter Doris] can sing along to.’ Better still, it made Max a lot of money to make Doris’s life even more amazing. That kid must have met every popstar of note in the last 20 years; her birthday parties must have been rad, as the kids say (!).

In August 2013 Miley Cyrus had become the second person after Iggy Azalea to suffer from the vogueish trend of folk attacking white people for doing something black people do, in Miley’s case ‘the twerk’ with a foam finger at the Video Music Awards. After three years away, she returned with We Can’t Stop, co-written by Mike Will Made It; the song was a number one in the UK but a ‘terrific two’ in the US behind Blurred Lines, another song with a risqué video. I was annoyed because Mike Will (‘my quill’) was my songwriter alter ego in an early podcast series.

Aside from We Can’t Stop, the only songs on NOW 86 to really benefit from the visual aspect of how they were sold are at the end of each disc. Disc 1 ends with that year’s John Lewis advert song, a cover of Keane’s Somewhere Only We Know by Lily Allen. I wanted to put this into the NOW playlist to commemorate the power of the TV sync, but Polly Holton convinced me otherwise. You can hear the 11th of 12 podcasts at www.soundcloud.com/jonny_brick. Disc 2 ends with The Fox (What Does the Fox Say) by Ylvis, the Norwegian Ant & Dec (or Keith Lemon). The song is produced by Stargate, which would be like Guy Chambers or Fraser T Smith producing a song by Keith Lemon (or Ant & Dec).

The other songs Polly and I could have chosen for the playlist were also big hits at the end of 2013. Three of them are by Ryan Tedder: Burn by Ellie Goulding was produced by co-writer Greg Kurstin; Bonfire Heart was written with its performer, former serviceman James Blunt; and Counting Stars by his band OneRepublic (with no space between One and Republic).

Ryan told Ross Golan’s And the Writer Is podcast that when he played Counting Stars live in Morocco, the audience went wild and he realised it was his next huge hit. Like Royals, it was about ignoring money: ‘instead of counting dollars, we’ll be counting stars’, ‘take that money, watch it burn’ and ‘everything that kills me makes me feel alive’ are all great lyrics. Also odd about Counting Stars is that it’s a solo composition: Ryan wrote the music and the lyrics all on his own.

Only one other track on NOW 86 shares that status and it’s an instrumental dance composition by teenager Martin Garrix called Animals. Avicii two-times as he put out his debut album True in 2013: Tim Bergling is on Disc 1 with his UK number one Wake Me Up, written with the vocalist Aloe Blacc, and on Disc 2 with You Make Me. Disc 2 contains dance bangers about summer: Sonnentanz (Sun Don’t Shine) was performed by Klangkarussell with the vocals of Will Heard; Summertime Sadness was a Lana Del Rey song given a remix by Cedric Gervais (no relation to Ricky). She just sounds bored, so why should I be interested? Her albums remind me of F Scott Fitzgerald novels, which were populated by careless people. I appreciate others may have fallen for Lana; some people like Marmite, some people do not.

Three new British names appear on NOW 86. I once met Becky Hill in the same West London studio complex used by Fraser T Smith; along with the Zelig-like Talay Riley, Becky co-wrote Afterglow, which is solely attributed to Wilkinson. It is her voice on the track, which was first heard on The Voice UK. Louisa Allen recorded as Foxes and her track Youth is on Disc 1 sandwiched between Lorde and Lady Gaga.

The third new name are an old name. Finally, eight years after their debut hit, Arctic Monkeys are on a NOW with Do I Wanna Know, the song that broke them in America. The band headlined Glastonbury in 2013, with singer Alex Turner putting on a musichall persona, treating thousands of people as if they were in a small club. ‘Ladies and gentlemen,’ he purred, grinning, while playing a tremendous back catalogue along with his mate, Matt Helders, one of the finest drummers in Britain.

Here are some familiar names on the compilation. Dizzee Rascal is joined by will.je.suis with Something Really Bad, who two-times with the woeful Bang Bang which starts burlesque and quickly becomes will.je.suis-by-numbers; The Saturdays sing about Disco Love; Wayne Hector co-writes Big Where I Was Little by Eliza Doolittle; John Newman appears with Cheating, a radio smash, and Rizzle Kicks use the co-writer of Cheating, Emily Phillips, on Lost Generation, laying bare the fact that Jordan from the band was active in youth politics before becoming a Rizzle Kick.

Naughty Boy and Emeli Sande reconvene with Lifted, and Tinie Tempah borrows John Martin from Swedish House Mafia on Children of the Sun. With It’s My Party, Jessie J returns to the kind of fluorescent pop she sung on Domino, either confirming her versatility or her ability to do whatever the record company told her to do. Lawson sing about Juliet on a tune co-written and produced by Max Martin’s mate Carl Falk, while The Wanted’s song Show Me Love (America) is produced by Fraser T Smith. His songs, like those of Ryan Tedder, are strong on singable melodies and this is no exception.

The DJ is still making money in late 2013, thanks to the domination of dance music in the US. The club banger Earthquake, a song that tells you to shake your tush within the first ten seconds, is credited to DJ Fresh vs Diplo featuring rapper Dominique Young Unique, and Diplo will return as part of a supergroup of DJs very soon. It features an anti-drop, pulling back a bit for the dance break. Newcomer Ben Pearce provides some chilled house with a top ten song called What I Might Do, and two Dutch brothers recording as Showtek put out Booyah, featuring We Are Loud & Sonny Wilson. Ray Foxx enlists Rachel K Collier on Boom Boom (Heartbeat). Better than all three is Count On Me by Chase & Status, with a killer riff cycling behind the vocals of Moko, which I recorded as part of the 100 Songs from 100 NOWs project.

Calvin Harris two-times on Disc 2: he remixes Eat Sleep Rave Repeat (a song credited to Fatboy Slim and Riva Starr featuring Beardyman, who is the beatboxing brother of the comic Jay Foreman), and drafts in vocalist Ayah Marar on Thinking About You, one of his best and the ninth single (9th single!!) to be taken from 18 Months, all of which I think were on various NOW compilations.

Truly this was the Era of Adam from Dumfries, who had taken over from Max and Luke, who had taken over from Xenomania, who had taken over from The Neptunes, who had taken over from Max Martin, who had taken over from The Spice Girls, who had taken over from Noel Gallagher. Taking over from Adam would be Aubrey from Canada. Drake returns to a NOW with his song Hold On, We’re Going Home, from the period when he still used melody as a way to sell his songs, rather than the drawling ‘human meme’ he would later become (see future essays).

Jason Derulo, meanwhile, had a hit song with the rappers 2 Chainz called Talk Dirty, a fun enough song with a stupid (in the best way) hook. Lady Gaga was living for the Applause (never liked the song) from her third album Artpop, while Bruno Mars banged his chest like a Gorilla. His marvellous ballad When I Was Your Man was never on a NOW, which is a shame as it is astonishing; he would repeat the trick co-writing All I Ask for a big-selling album of 2016 called 25.

Simon Cowell had decided that James Arthur needed an urban edge, and his debut single You’re Nobody Til Somebody Loved You seemed like it was being sung by a deer who got lost on the way to the river. One Direction stuck to the formula – jumping around, singing ‘woah’ and being blank canvases – on the song that featured at the end of the This Is Us movie. Best Song Ever, which is 99% Baba O’Riley by The Who, is nowhere close to the best song written by any of the four chaps who wrote it: Wayne Hector, Ed Drewett, Julian Bunetta and John Ryan.

Again proving that the market didn’t just need one boyband but four, The Vamps emerged playing their own instruments on Can We Dance, a song co-written by Philip Lawrence, one of the Smeezingtons. Also in ‘hot sexy guy’ news, Labrinth co-writes R U Crazy with its performer Conor Maynard (great middle eight, very catchy song) while Sean Paul releases Other Side of Love, a song with quite a tragic lyric about fighting (‘how did we get here?’). Sean starts the song singing over a piano like Ne-Yo or Usher or any black performer in the 2010s. He had come a long way from Get Busy and Gimme The Light back in the very early 2000s.

Since you asked, I spent autumn 2013 at law school in London. Why? I had run out of excuses not to go.